Mike Wallace is so fast...

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  1. TommyJ

    TommyJ Well-Known Member

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    you are correct, not to mention Wallace has a measurement of speed named after him. The speed of Mike.
     
    #21 TommyJ, Jan 18, 2011
  2. vilmatic

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    he can report the news before it happens
     
    #22 vilmatic, Jan 18, 2011
  3. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Mike Wallace is so fast he can deliver "60 Minutes" in half an hour.
     
    #23 Dierking, Jan 18, 2011
  4. TommyJ

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    he's never gotten a speeding ticket in his life, he outran the cop cars
    and helicoptors.
     
    #24 TommyJ, Jan 18, 2011
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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLqGDuLnVUw[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #25 deathstar, Jan 18, 2011
  6. TMC4REAL

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    Mike Wallace is so fast, if he were a Jet, fans would have a stupid nickname for him like Revis Island.
     
    #26 TMC4REAL, Jan 18, 2011
  7. TommyJ

    TommyJ Well-Known Member

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    Please do not use the Lord's name in vain.
     
    #27 TommyJ, Jan 18, 2011
  8. Dirty6Sanchez

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    Hes almost as fast as

    [​IMG]
     
    #28 Dirty6Sanchez, Jan 18, 2011
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    Good one. You got us.
     
    #29 Rockefella, Jan 18, 2011
  10. RevisOfNazareth

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    He's so fast, I heard his bitch dumped him because she got tired of all the 2 minute drills.

    He's so fast, I heard Big Ben was actually his bar room protege, and it's only a matter of time until someone notices he raped them.
     
    #30 RevisOfNazareth, Jan 18, 2011
  11. BadgerOnLSD

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    Mike Wallace is so fast...

    [​IMG]
    Like his given name, Burnell.
     
    #31 BadgerOnLSD, Jan 18, 2011
  12. The Jutty

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    You are too fucking stupid to even respond to seriously. So with that refrigerator.
     
    #32 The Jutty, Jan 18, 2011
  13. RevisOfNazareth

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    was that ludicrous speed?
     
    #33 RevisOfNazareth, Jan 18, 2011
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    this thread wont be as epic as the gronkowski one...all the jokes have been used up
     
    #34 jerseyjet0912, Jan 18, 2011
  15. concussion80

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    thanks Captain buzzkill.
     
    #35 concussion80, Jan 18, 2011
  16. BadgerOnLSD

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    He's gone to plaid!
    God forbid we come up with original content.
     
    #36 BadgerOnLSD, Jan 18, 2011
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    He's fast, but does he have "Getting away from the cops" speed?
     
    #37 Scikotic, Jan 18, 2011
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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. BadgerOnLSD

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    Mike Wallace is so fast he makes Usain Bolt look like Abe Vigoda.
     
    #39 BadgerOnLSD, Jan 18, 2011
  20. Ghost50

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    faster than a jet
     
    #40 Ghost50, Jan 18, 2011
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