Mike Wallace is so fast...

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  1. concussion80

    concussion80 New Member

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    insert how fast he is here>
     
    #1 concussion80, Jan 18, 2011
  2. The Lord

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    REALLLY Fast!!!!!!!
     
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  3. Jet In Brooklyn

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    But is he TALL?

    Like a basketball player?
     
    #3 Jet In Brooklyn, Jan 18, 2011
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  5. BK_Jetsfan

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    He beat the Flash AND Superman in a race around the world.
     
    #5 BK_Jetsfan, Jan 18, 2011
  6. concussion80

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    Mike Wallace is so fast, he beat a cheetah in a footrace... while sitting on the toilet.
     
    #6 concussion80, Jan 18, 2011
  7. Jet In Brooklyn

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    Mike Wallace is faster than Rob Gronkowski.
     
    #7 Jet In Brooklyn, Jan 18, 2011
  8. AJayJay

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    Is it better to be fast or tall?
     
    #8 AJayJay, Jan 18, 2011
  9. The Jutty

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    You can't be serious.
     
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  10. TommyJ

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    mike wallace has more stolen bases than ricky henderson
     
    #10 TommyJ, Jan 18, 2011
  11. concussion80

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    Mike Wallace is so fast he reversed the earths orbit, went back in time to 1992 and burned Deion Sanders for 10 TD's in a game.
     
    #11 concussion80, Jan 18, 2011
  12. TommyJ

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    mike wallace ran a 1.8 -40 yard dash at the compound.
     
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  13. The Lord

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  14. concussion80

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    .....while eating a bucket of KFC
     
    #14 concussion80, Jan 18, 2011
  15. TommyJ

    TommyJ Well-Known Member

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    and in pads
     
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  16. Hobbes3259

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    He can beat Cromarties Sperm to an Egg.


    Threadwin.
     
    #16 Hobbes3259, Jan 18, 2011
  17. TommyJ

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    that's fukkin' quick.
     
    #17 TommyJ, Jan 18, 2011
  18. Brick

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    It's a solid effort, boys, but somehow I don't think this thread is going to make it to Wallace's Facebook page.

    How's the GronkNation doin btw????
     
    #18 Brick, Jan 18, 2011
  19. Fatman&Robin

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    Cromartie needs to wear platform cleats...that way his tallness will nix Wallace's fastness.


    Revis Christ obviously can levitate himself so height is not a problem.
     
    #19 Fatman&Robin, Jan 18, 2011
  20. Rockefella

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    Einstein once said nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. This was true until Mike Wallace was born.
     
    #20 Rockefella, Jan 18, 2011
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