Tom Brady and New England receivers sniff ammonia before games...

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  1. Mr Electric

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    Per rotoworld:

    A few posters were wondering what Tom Brady was sniffing right before the game started. Apparently it's ammonia.

    I don't know how that's legal. I know a lot of power lifters sniff it before workouts.

    I wonder if the league will look into this.
     
  2. Rockefella

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    I thought it was a bag of jizz
     
  3. NDmick

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    Cheaters .
     
  4. Mr Electric

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    I'm willing to bet it was ammonia mixed with jizz.
     
  5. nyjetsrule

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    I must not be understanding something.... what the hell does sniffing ammonia do to help them out? Does it sharpen the senses or something? I mean it sounds completely harmless... that said fuck them
     
  6. GQMartin

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    Have you ever sniffed ammonia?

    It wakes you up immediately...it makes you more aware I guess.

    It's could be considered a performance enhancer now that I think about it.

    Though, I think there's ammonia in smelling salts.
     
  7. Johnny English

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    Quite clearly it was amyl nitrate, also known as poppers or liquid gold, which is used largely in the gay community as an aphrodisiac. That's why they lost, Brady was too preoccupied with the row of men's arses lined up in front of him to pick out receivers properly.
     
  8. IATA

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    You sure know alot about gay aphrodisacs, Johnny English.
     
  9. Johnny English

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    I'm a well travelled man.
     
  10. Italian Seafood

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    I think Branch got a little carried away:

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  11. Jetzz

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    Sounds like some new excuse people are trying to make for the Pats losing. Oh, Brady had the flu and wasn't playing up to par. That's what kept him from avoiding those 5 sacks the Jets threw him under.

    This guy would need a performance enhancer.
     
  12. nyjetsrule

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    no i havent sniffed ammonia, hence the reason i asked the question...

    well whatever, they used their tricks and tactics and still sucked dick.

    Pittsburgh Delenda Est.
     
  13. Josh86m

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    i thought they were sniffing salts? you can do that right?
     
  14. MBGreen

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    Brady should try sniffing feet.......
     
  15. Jets n Boys

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    Ammonia mixed with jizz, along with JIZZelle's pubic hair.
     
  16. JetRizing89

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    it was semen































    animal semen
     
  17. Mexican Buc

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    You seem too know a lot about this community..... too much....
     
  18. Johnny English

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    Does it scare you? Or perhaps just excite you a little?

    I also know quite a lot about cricket and the band Muse. Sadly I am yet to become a cricketer or a rock star.
     
  19. GQMartin

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    Yeah dude, try it (ammonia). You'll see what I mean.
     
  20. Pam

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    At the beginning of the game, Tom Terrific was shown with a half crushed up Gaterade cup and clearly sniffing something. Then he was shown doing the nasty nose blow by holding one nostril shut and shooting snot out the other.
     

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