Taking callers after the commercial.. first caller (aka intern in the back): "Hey Mike, great opening to your show.. couldn't agree more.. terrible tragedy in Arizona, really just a terrible thing and it's times like this that you can really tell that football doesn't matter and it's no time to hear a clown, just a total CLOWN like Rex Ryan talk about his personal battle with Belichick and Brady.. this guy is ridiculous and there's no need for it. I'll hang up and listen to your thoughts, keep up the good work!" Mike: "Danks fuh da cawl.. not much maw to add to that.. terrible trajady.. just an uttah disastah out there and let me tell ya.. he's right about Rex.. we'll get into dat latah.. but this is just ridiculous now with Rex.."
If you're gonna go through the trouble, you should say "Hey Mike you know I was crying all weekend about the tragedy but I'm so glad you opened about how you provide an outlet. I was seriously considering jumping off a bridge but thank you for giving me a reason to live. God Bless you, Michael and of course Andy Pettitte is a startin pitcha!"
