He's going to have to pin his hopes in Brady this week, it's the only thing that can save him from yet another guest-less, angry week of Jet bashing for a bunch of disgruntled Giants fan/callers.
Funny stuff. I didn't know Fatcessa had Lawrence Taylor's lawyer on his show. That was another example of Fatty's humanitarianism, because, there's always so many mitigating circumstances when a 50 year old convicted felon and drug addict is in a hotel room with a sixteen-year old who was forced into prostitution. On the other hand, Braylon cooda killed sambady!
That was one of the worst shows ever...the lawyer seemed to be more of a PR guy. I've seen the lawyer around town (I live right near the Holiday Inn where the incident took place). And Taylor has been to the Spook Rock Golf Course for decades.
There have been other times where Taylor appeared live in studio with Mike and Taylor was obviously drunk/high. Has anyone every brought this up to him while he goes on his Braylon rants?
What's funnier is that Mike won't even refer to Tomlinson as "LT" out of deferrence to Taylor. Come on.
One day someone needs to call and say they want to talk about LT...but not the crackhead-rapist, the football player for the Jets.
That's why I only call Lawrence Taylor by his full name. There's only on LT in NY now! And of course, you are right. We all need to bow down to Lawrence Taylor since he has been such a good example for all da young impressionable Giant fans. Fatty should thank God that his son is a Jets fan. "Daddy, why is your hero Lawrence Taylor such a scumbag? Why do you always make excuses for him?"
Really, why the fuck is Taylor's lawyer on the radio anyway? Other than Francessa trying to help with some PR stunt?
Incarcerated Bob did a pretty good job one day on Fatty, asking him why he had nothing to say about the Ronnie Brown and Kareem McKenzie DWIs. Fatty sounded like a fool. IRRC, the Brown incident happened in Miami so he said he didn't have to tawk about it (as if he only is concerned about Noo Yawk spahts) and he "cooudn't reemembah" what he said about the Brown DWI and whether he called for McKenzie to be benched (meaning, he's lying, because he said nothing about the McKenzie DWI, cause, you know, he plays for da classy franchize). [youtube]NwEtieQ4G1s[/youtube] Braylon coouda killed Tanny's kids if he drove tru Tanny's neeehbahood!!! Yep, Fatty "calls em like he sees em." Whatta guy.
Because Fatty idolizes these guys. Mantle and Taylor were amazing players, but they were hardly paragons of virtue. No one, including me, would suggest that the current crop of Jet players are perfect either. But Fatty's willing to bow down for guys like Taylor because in his mind, their playing on the field makes up for all the bad stuff they did in their lives. Really? So if I was a good boy scout and helped old ladies when I was a kid but now beat my wife, everyone should say, "Ohh, he's a good guy! He did good stuff 20 years ago!" GTFOH. Normal people, on the other hand, can see that Taylor the person is a scumbag. Yes I hope he can get clean for good one day for the sake of himself and his family, but why the fuck should Fatcessa be trying to paint Taylor as a victim after he's accused of raping a 16 year old who was forced into prostitution is beyond me and shows again, why he's the biggest douchebag in NY media.
I feel bad for Dallas Green's grandkid, but this is totally a way to get the disciples to call about how bad they feel about it. It will be 3PM before he mentions the Green and White. I guess he is sucking Brees' cock first.
