Jay's House of Weather 'n Stuff

Discussion in 'BS Forum' started by jaywayne12, Dec 25, 2010.

  1. pats-hater

    pats-hater Active Member

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    Not all plow guys are blue collar.

    I'm white collar and I plow. I made a g note plowing for 12 hours Sunday night. Easiest work in the world.
     
  2. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Yes, but you're still an asshole.
     
  3. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what he was thinking. He blew by the car I was in, spun out into a snowdrift, then backed into another drift, then pulled out back up the ramp without missing a beat.
     
  4. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    Dude...Couldn't you telecommute?
     
  6. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Yeah but needed access to files, which were in the orifice.

    I should add that the LIRR can really kiss my ass now.

    Left work @ 2:45 yesterday because LIRR was only running trains once an hour. No problem, I'll make the 3:16. 3:00 rolls around, they announce that it's cancelled, and this is after having cancelled the 2:16.

    Took the 4:16, which ended up getting stuck and delayed for more than 45 minutes.

    Left work at 2:45, in the door @ 6:10

    And to boot, came home to find the new invoice (with fare increase) for rail and subway- $440 a month!!!!

    Eat a bag of cocks and dicks, LIRR.
     
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  7. TheBlairThomasFumble

    TheBlairThomasFumble Active Member

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    I was once that asshole. 10 years ago in Mass., brand new Subaru Forester, driving on snowy neighborhood roads too fast, I attempt to turn right into a street. Hit brakes, tires do not grip, car slides straight towards large snowbank piled up by plows at corner. As I slide, I am praying that I don't hit something solid before car stops. Nothing but snow. Lesson learned: AWD does not let you drive like an asshole.
     
  8. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    Dude, that's 22$ a day. To earn a living.

    You probably spend that on lunch and porn... :wink:

    (actually I agree with you. Those c*cksuckers raise it because they can get away with it......)
     
  9. Yisman

    Yisman Newbie
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    I assume you mean your gut. jonny, you should work on that spelling.
     
  10. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    You mean his "gunt," right? Joannyd doesn't have a cock or balls- wife snipped those off right before he went to the 3-year old's birthday party and blew off his internet friends. Why do you think he bought the blue dolphin?
     
  11. Yisman

    Yisman Newbie
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    I shoveled out someone's car and driveway.

    I realized how to make it easier. Just imagine I'm shoveling it onto the face of the faggots who always jump into these threads to brag about the great weather in their area.
     
  12. ollie

    ollie Right Wing NutJob

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    You drove a Subaru? I didn't know you were a lesbian :lol:
     
  13. ollie

    ollie Right Wing NutJob

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    72 and sunny today... :eek:hmy:
     
  14. jaywayne12

    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    I had 24 inches john....so I would need...i suck at math...24 of your cocks to have measured that?

    Hey John....I gave a weeks warning on this storm..was only about 24 hours off too?

    Post #17

    http://forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=62357

    I love rubbing it on you buddy.

    EDIT: Check out post 18 right underneath it...then my reply on post 19...I take it you were not cleaned out?
     
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  15. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    ok ok ok chicken little, you finally got one right. Ill allow you to gloat over this one. By the way, did It ever occur to you that I might spell my name without an H?
     
  16. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    This one's for you jonnyd.

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qTd2WLlE8k[/youtube]
     
  17. Sundayjack

    Sundayjack pǝʇɔıppɐ ʎןןɐʇoʇ
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    Melt, bitches.
     
  18. jaywayne12

    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    Did it ever occur to you that many of us dont have the time to try to figure out who and what the f you are?

    You think Im going to take the time to see if you were to lazy when you signed up to put he H in?

    Who are you Jon? You know deep down your one of my favorites...you sick bastard.

    Bottom line..nice call huh? Such talent. I was happy when we drafted Gholston though...so I would have to call like 6 straight storms a week in advance to even brag.

    Heres one for you....keep an eye on Jan 8th and 9th. Long shot...but a big maybe.
     
  19. jaywayne12

    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    Cant play it at work Badge...but look forward to it tonite. Its not a picture of really old people having sex is it? JON'S favori....wait..dont spoil it.
     
  20. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Shit is hitting the fan in NYC now. Turns out that the Sanitation union was behind slow or non-plowing of all streets, protesting job cuts by the Mayor's office. This really does turn your stomach, especially when you know that some people died waiting for ambulances that never arrived.

    I read somewhere that a woman who had given birth in the home waited 9 hours for medics to arrive- the kid died before arriving at the hospital.

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/sanit_filthy_snow_slow_mo_qH57MZwC53QKOJlekSSDJK

    Sanitation Department's slow snow cleanup was a budget protest
    By SALLY GOLDENBERG, LARRY CELONA and JOSH MARGOLIN

    Last Updated: 12:19 PM, December 30, 2010

    Posted: 2:34 AM, December 30, 2010

    These garbage men really stink.

    Selfish Sanitation Department bosses from the snow-slammed outer boroughs ordered their drivers to snarl the blizzard cleanup to protest budget cuts -- a disastrous move that turned streets into a minefield for emergency-services vehicles, The Post has learned.

    Miles of roads stretching from as north as Whitestone, Queens, to the south shore of Staten Island still remained treacherously unplowed last night because of the shameless job action, several sources and a city lawmaker said, which was over a raft of demotions, attrition and budget cuts.

    "They sent a message to the rest of the city that these particular labor issues are more important," said City Councilman Dan Halloran (R-Queens), who was visited yesterday by a group of guilt-ridden sanitation workers who confessed the shameless plot.

    Halloran said he met with three plow workers from the Sanitation Department -- and two Department of Transportation supervisors who were on loan -- at his office after he was flooded with irate calls from constituents.

    PHOTOS FROM THE STORM

    STORIES FROM THE BLIZZARD

    TAKING A PLOWER NAP

    NO SENSE OF MTA URGENCY

    VIDEO: BLOOMBERG: WE DID NOT DO A GOOD JOB

    The snitches "didn't want to be identified because they were afraid of retaliation," Halloran said. "They were told [by supervisors] to take off routes [and] not do the plowing of some of the major arteries in a timely manner. They were told to make the mayor pay for the layoffs, the reductions in rank for the supervisors, shrinking the rolls of the rank-and-file."

    New York's Strongest used a variety of tactics to drag out the plowing process -- and pad overtime checks -- which included keeping plows slightly higher than the roadways and skipping over streets along their routes, the sources said.

    The snow-removal snitches said they were told to keep their plows off most streets and to wait for orders before attacking the accumulating piles of snow.

    They said crews normally would have been more aggressive in com bating a fierce, fast-moving bliz zard like the one that barreled in on Sunday and blew out the next morning.

    IGNORED BROOKLYN STREET IS THE BURY, BURY WORST

    STEVE CUOZZO: PSYCHO CYCLE POLICY

    KELLY'S SUV IN SKID CRASH

    JFK PUSH COMING TO SHOVE

    VIDEO: A SLOW SNOW CLEANUP

    The workers said the work slowdown was the result of growing hostility between the mayor and the workers responsible for clearing the snow.

    In the last two years, the agency's workforce has been slashed by 400 trash haulers and supervisors -- down from 6,300 -- because of the city's budget crisis. And, effective tomorrow, 100 department supervisors are to be demoted and their salaries slashed as an added cost-saving move.

    Sources said budget cuts were also at the heart of poor planning for the blizzard last weekend. The city broke from its usual routine and did not call in a full complement on Saturday for snow preparations in order to save on added overtime that would have had to be paid for them to work on Christmas Day.

    The result was an absolute collapse of New York's once-vaunted systems of clearing the streets and keeping mass transit moving under the weight of 20 inches of snow.

    The Sanitation Department last night denied there was a concerted effort to slow snow removal.

    "There are no organized or wildcat actions being taken by the sanitation workers or the supervisors," said spokesman Matthew Lipani.

    Joseph Mannion, president of the union that represents agency supervisors, said talk of a slowdown "is hogwash." But he admitted there is "resentment out there" toward Mayor Bloomberg and his administration because of budget cuts.

    His counterpart at the rank-and-file's union, Harry Nespoli, has also denied there is a job action, though he admitted his guys are working lucrative 14-hour shifts.

    Bloomberg spokesman Stu Loeser said only: "We would hope this is not the case."

    But multiple Sanitation Department sources told The Post yesterday that angry plow drivers have only been clearing streets assigned to them even if that means they have to drive through snowed-in roads with their plows raised.

    And they are keeping their plow blades unusually high, making it necessary for them to have to run extra passes, adding time and extra pay.

    One mechanic said some drivers are purposely smashing plows and salt spreaders to further stall the cleanup effort.

    "That is a disgrace. I had to walk three miles because the buses can't move," said salesman Yuri Vesslin, 38, of Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn.

    Meanwhile, Bloomberg -- quickly becoming the public face of failure this week -- spent a second consecutive day yesterday defending himself to critics of his administration's handling of the storm.

    He took reporters to The Bronx to explain that the city is coming back to life and to tout his administration's efforts.

    "Can't work much harder," Bloomberg said.

    But Hizzoner admitted, "We didn't do as good a job as we want to do or as the city has a right to expect."

    Sanitation Commissioner John Doherty promised that every street will have been plowed by 7 this morning, but then he offered this hedge: "Will somebody find a street that I missed? Maybe."

    Bloomberg and Doherty also offered a series of excuses for the failed response to the blizzard. They blamed residents for shoveling snow into streets that had already been plowed and for tying up 911 with non-emergency calls.

    "This was a failure in the operations and ultimately, as the mayor tells us very often, the buck stops with him," said Councilman Vincent Ignizio (R-SI).
     

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