"Waitasekent, waitasekent, don't tell me I don't know about coaching in da NFL. I yuze to play Tecmo Bowl all da time against my nephewz. I once got five touchdowns wit Bo Jackson in dat game. He looked like a tiny black Mickey Mantle runnin' around all ova da field. I wish Dez Bryant had bin around when I played Tecmo Bowl. I woulda scored six touchdowns wid him."
Tankcessa doesn't even know the rules. The play clock starts immediately upon completion of the last play. There might be a second or two of delay after the ref's blow the whistle but there is no "delay" for spotting the ball. What a joke this guy is. He's a pure comedic act.
Waitasecnd! Youre outta your mind talkin' bout da play clock! Dis team isn't goin' anywheah even if dey had Dick Cuhrl back ta manage da clock! Da team is ruddahless wit Rex in chage. Look at tha classless way Braylon Edwids spent his day off insteada watchin film. Hee's runnin sumpthin called a "Teach Me howta Doughie" on da twitta: http://www.twitvid.com/TFUPM Back afta dis.
It was funny when they were talking about the clock management, time outs at the end of the game Mike insisted on the play taking 8 or 9 seconds but when the caller said it could also take 5 seconds like the prior one he was like how can you make that assumption. I think he realzied he was wrong when looking at the play sheet and then decided to try and confuse everyone into thinking he was right.
Caller: I'm a giants fan and although the giants turned the ball over a lot you gotta admit the Packers just straight outplayed the Giants. Fatcessa: I dunno... I wouldn sey dat. I think dey jus wernt inspiyad ya know. they wernt inspiyad to play. Even Justin Tuck sed i dunno if everywan waz out dere given dey all. Can we please send this to thread to the fan. I really think everyone there would get a kick out of it
He did the same thing when the guy called up and said what if Buddy Ryan said to his son we lost on MNF game in 1985. Fatty said, "why's he comparin' da two teams?" Which of course, is not what the caller was arguing, and Fatty talked over the caller when he said "you are missing the point."
Doughnt matta what the calla wants to tawk abowt. I realy doughnt cair. Da GiAnts ah definatily da best team in da NFC. I doughnt cair if dey lawst to da Packas. It was a lucky gahme. Dey werent evahn inspiyad to play. If ya aint inspiyad you cahnt win no matta wat so why even bodda countin it ya know? well be back afda dis
Coach Dupp He's ready to score On da field Diet Coke Stadium Coach Dupp Coach Dupp He'll get to da end zone Any way dat he can It's Coach Dupp on da field
Hahah yea and whenever Evan says something like, "That song really pumps me up." You know he's straight-up mocking it.
the funnny part about the Miked Dupp theme song is that they payed someone to make that! I mean I could've done just as well with my compucalculata thingy and da youtube
lmao, nice. here's my rendition Coach Dupp He's ready to lie On da air Bill Pahcells Learning School Coach Dupp Coach Dupp he'll lie every day and twist everything he can It's Coach Dupp on duhh fan Lets hear some more!
Coach Dupp He coulda kilt someone On da air He'll be back afta dis Coach Dupp Coach Dupp blastin da Jets he'll make as little sense as he can on da fan New Yolk Sports Radio Coach Dupp Coach Dupp
