Agony of Da Feet: Deadspin announces Ryan Family Foot Fetish

Haha, I missed that quote the first time I read it. That's just awesome.


Edit: Removed quote. Wouldn't want to read that at work.

 

I am dying with laughter. I couldnt even read it out loud to my brother I'm laughing so hard.

 

Of all the shit that has happened this year, this is definitely the most surprising one.

 

From NY Daily News when rex first got hired.


"When Jets owner Woody Johnson announced the coup of Ryan's hire Wednesday, the pretty blond stood side by side with her husband. Sort of. He towered above her. "And I was in my heels," she said in her soft, feminine voice. "We're a foot apart."

 

The location makes sense too....when he coached the Ravens.

 

From now on we will call him.....Swingin' Sexy Rexy

 

And on the 21st of December, winter solstice, Rex Ryan became Swingin' Sexy Rexy for all of days.

 

This is fucking weird, but it makes me happier Rex Is our coach. He is a sick fuck, and its awesome

 

The guys at kissing suzy kolber are gonna have a freakin field day with this.

 

this..this is really embarassing.

 

I cannot wait for his press conference tomorrow.

 

This... this is someones personal life and it shouldn't be anyone's business. Don't concern yourself with being embarrassed. I'm sure you have enough in your life to be embarrassed about.

 

This really tops everything, all of the off-the-field shit we've had this year. Wow.

 

The video's on Youtube, it's not like someone went Erin Andrews on them

 

Drew Coleman, Brian Schottenheimer, and Vernon Gholston must have really nice feet.

 

Fair enough... but my second statement stands. If he was doing something illegal or immoral then get embarrassed. Dude is a little twisted in his sexual preference but hell he isn't hurting anyone, all parties involved we're consenting. Laugh and move on.

 

I think Buck Showalter and Rick Peterson wear bras and blouses during baseball games. Why else would they wear jackets in 90+ degree weather? They are obviously hiding stuff.

 

Do you guys really think anyone will have the balls to ask him about this tomorrow?

Maybe that chick from the Star Ledger will ask him about the feet fetish. I think she's the one who asked, "if the Taylor safety was a big play" at the postgame PC.

 

This is beyond embarrassing. I don't care what he and his wife do, but to put this stuff on the net? Why, so perv's can do the one handed keyboard thing while staring at your wife? Or looking to get together with like minded pervs? I'm horrified.

I could even see the NFL getting involved under the "detrimental to the NFL" rules. This goes beyond bad judgement. It's worse than anything any Jets HC has ever done. I thought Walton's nose picking was bad, but this?

Don't be surprised if the NFL puts the hammer down on this one.

 

I think he needs to stop putting a foot in his mouth.