Agony of Da Feet: Deadspin announces Ryan Family Foot Fetish

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What's your take on the foot fetish videos?

  1. I'm fine with it/whatever/it's awesome!

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  1. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Maybe that's why it's the one thing he kept his mouth shut about...

    Man I better not say anything, what if they find my stuff?
     
  2. rholt168

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    You think Rex wants to sign Larry Foote at all costs?
     
  3. Rangers Jets NY

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    well i'll tell u, it sure sounds like him, there's no question about that
     
  4. John127

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    Wow, I mean....it's certainly them!
    And it makes sense that the videos stopped once he became a head coach.

    Pretty funny. I don't seeing this being a big deal though - not like they are porn vids or anything.
     
  5. Lynkx

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    That's how much Rex's cock weighs.
     
  6. steves850

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    I just think its such a non issue. Maybe they get their jolleys off by letting people get theirs off looking at her feet I don't know. But I do know its hilarious and it doesnt hurt anyone. The people who will get up in arms over it are the same ones who can't close their closet door without crushing a thousand skeletons.
     
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  7. BadgerOnLSD

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    Stealing that, forever.
     
  8. Talisman

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    Holy shit, this is hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

    I'm going to be scanning the crowds during our games now to see what kind of hilarious bullshit people are going to come up with.
     
  9. pats-hater

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    I still haven't seen the video or the cliffs but I am amazed at how many people give two fucks about this.

    Out.
     
  10. Hemi

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    NY Team, NY Media, NY Radio...it will be a bloodbath tomorrow.
     
  11. Talisman

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    Seriously? We all love Rex here, no question about it, but you don't find this even a little hilarious?? What if it were Mangini?
     
  12. steves850

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    I can't get the video on my phone but the chick from the deadspin article looks a lot like mrs Ryan.
     
  13. RevisOfNazareth

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    This. This is how the controversy will be played off.
     
  14. NY Jets68

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    How many "reporters" are digging thru the net for pics of Michelle Ryan's feet to compare to the vids...
     
  15. I Come in peace

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    This is such a non story. If this is made into a big deal it truly enforces that the world today and the media in general is screwed up. Whats the big deal? Is it s a tad weird? Yeah it is. But Rex Ryans sole purpose in life is to be a good football coach and I see no reason why this should impede that ability.
     
  16. RevisOfNazareth

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    haha you said sole.
     
  17. steves850

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    What if someone on the other team had nice feet? Come on man you know they will use that against us. Think outside the box!
     
  18. TheCoolerGlennFoley

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    The barstool response to this is the best:

    "Now I didn’t go to Detective School and I never passed the Bar but I’m just gonna go ahead and say this is enough evidence for me to go ahead and pencil in Rex and his wife as the happiest goddam couple on the face of the earth. Just rubbing feet and drinking beer and acting in foot fetish pornos.This whole story is like believing in Santa Claus. Like if you want to believe it, then its true. Nobody can take that away from you. So I, for one, am going to chose to believe that Rex Ryan is a sexual tour de force and his wife is a sexy cougar who loves her feet. And I’m gonna choose to believe Rex moonlights as a homemade porn director Tuesdays through Saturdays. And I’m gonna choose to believe that every night before he goes to bed he eats a goddam snack off of a mature pair of MILF toes. Because you know what, my friends? Thats tremendous. There’s not enough of that in this world.

    You know what the NFL is lacking? Black head coaches. You know what else they are lacking? Foot fetish deviant head coaches. So really in a way big Rex is just diversifying this league. If I had to guess right now Roger Goddell is probably mailing Rex a hand written thank you for his progressive ways."
     
  19. AbdulSalam

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    In the future Rex needs to do a better job of toeing the line.
     
  20. NY Jets68

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    Fatty will be calling Rex a heel.
     

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