Thanks, Rex

Discussion in 'Jets Experience' started by Jets Dan, Dec 9, 2010.

  1. Jets Dan

    Jets Dan New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2010
    Messages:
    234
    Likes Received:
    0
    For shits and gigs, 2 weeks or so ago I wrote to Rex Ryan, asking him (being the good Catholic boy that he surely is) to be my daughter Vivian's godfather once she's born in March. Apparently he's not able to do it. But he did send Vivian, in an envelope addressed to her, the next best thing: a personally autographed picture, with "To Vivian: Rex Ryan" on it.

    I'm pretty sure a secretary took pity as a result of my rather and unashamedly pathetic letter and wrote "To Vivian" and then had Rex sign it. I think it's authentic, given the imperfections of the black marker on the photo. It's definitely not computer generated. My wife was so taken (immediately calling me at work after opening it) that she approved of having a little Jets-themed corner in Vivian's bedroom. (Like that wasn't going to happen anyway.)

    Just thought you might get a a bit of a laugh out of this. My wife thinks I'm nuts. She's probably right.

    :jets:
     
  2. nyjetsrule

    nyjetsrule Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2003
    Messages:
    10,379
    Likes Received:
    7
    thats altogether an intriguing tale.

    But sending a guy you have never met to be the godfather of your child is kind of insane don't you think?
     
  3. Jets Dan

    Jets Dan New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2010
    Messages:
    234
    Likes Received:
    0
    Like I said, it was strictly for shits and gigs. Nothing more. I just thought getting my daughter an autograph might stave off any chance of her (seeing that we live in Indy) being a Colts fan.
     
  4. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2005
    Messages:
    12,562
    Likes Received:
    6
    So now, when Vivian gets older, she's going to ask, "Daddy, how to you get Rex Ryan to address this autographed picture of himself to me?"

    And your answer is going to be........???? LOL Cute story though...
     
  5. 624

    624 Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2008
    Messages:
    14,894
    Likes Received:
    0
    Just sent a letter to the Jets asking Rex Ryan to be my dad.
     
  6. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2005
    Messages:
    12,562
    Likes Received:
    6
    Who's your daddy?
     
  7. Jets Dan

    Jets Dan New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2010
    Messages:
    234
    Likes Received:
    0
    Good question, one I might have given some more thought to. I'll probably just 'fess up and say I was trying to prevent raising a Colts fan. (Colts fans are lame.) "Honey, the Colts' coach has never sent you an autographed picture... but Rex and the Jets did."
     
  8. Chrisp22

    Chrisp22 Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2008
    Messages:
    2,208
    Likes Received:
    0
    So how does the real godfather feel about being second fiddle to Rex Ryan?

    Don't tell me the real godfather is Rob Ryan.
     
  9. dthomas53

    dthomas53 New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2009
    Messages:
    1,837
    Likes Received:
    0
    Great story. Odd that you would send such a weird letter, but I have no problem believing Rex actually signed the picture.
     
  10. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2002
    Messages:
    8,947
    Likes Received:
    1,790
    no offense but that is WAY over the top. i would not have replied simply because that is stalker like behavior. i would have probably called the cops.

    even as a joke that is taking to to "the fan" status.
     
  11. ace_o_spades

    ace_o_spades New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2008
    Messages:
    14,391
    Likes Received:
    1
    So let's see

    Sanchez = dick

    Rex Ryan = not a dick
     
  12. Jets Dan

    Jets Dan New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2010
    Messages:
    234
    Likes Received:
    0
    No offense taken. The letter was written in a very transparent tone... so much so that its "shits and gigs" factor was obvious to anyone reading it; hence the personalized and speedy reply we received.
     
  13. Jets42long

    Jets42long Member

    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2009
    Messages:
    772
    Likes Received:
    0
    Don't worry about your daughter, by the time she is older Peyton will be retired, the colts will suck again, and there won't be any Colt's fans- just like 15 years ago.
     
  14. Jets Dan

    Jets Dan New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2010
    Messages:
    234
    Likes Received:
    0
    LOL.

    People around my age (+/-3 years) were 10 to 16 years of age before the Colts moved to Indy. (Attendance records indicate that the Colts' fan base hopped onto the bandwagon only after they put together some decent records.) I was at a couple of holiday parties this past weekend. I asked those with whom I discussed football who they rooted for before the Colts came to town... every answer was either some other team or a bullshit "no one." All gave me grief (albeit good naturedly) for being a Jets fan, but at least I was the only same-team-since-birth fan in attendance.
     

Share This Page