Everything about Nolan's trilogy has been interesting. As a big fan, there have been many twists and turns during the making of these 3 films. I am not even sold that The Dark Knight Rises will be the title. If you remember, Batman Begins was labeled: Batman: Intimidation Game for a long time. Many thought Harvey Dent would be introduced in TDK, but not become Two-Face til the last second. Etc. Its fun to speculate and watch the film evolve though.
I still kinda feel like a dick for my first thought after hearing Heath Ledger died being "did he finish filming the Dark Knight yet?"
Yeah, me too for sure. Being upset about no Joker in the 3rd too. The guy has a daughter with no dad now. And I thought: How will this change TDK? Not cool for a first thought.
OK so you all know Im a dick. And you all know I love shitting on parades. Bu tthis time not so much. Although Im not usually a comic book movie guy...well, because Im a grown man and all, I did think Dark KNight was pretty fucking good. Way better than that shit storm called Heat. Now for the shitting part. Are you fuckin homos really going to start talking about a movie that is due out in July of 2012? Is that really whats happening here? Because if so, youre all retarded. Second part of my shitting is to call out the couple peeps who are "bummed" and/or "not thrilled" with the title of the movie. Who the fuck cares? If its called BATMAN SUCKS HIS OWN DICK, does it really matter? You know, the whole rose by any other name bullshit. That is all. Go back to your comic book circle jerk and lemme know when this shit comes out on HBO and MAYBE.......MAYBE I'll watch it and let you know what I think. And by the way, how many of you homos are gonna be sleeping in the streets like hoodlums the night before this shit opens so you can sit in the front row like Spencer from King of Queens?
Almond Joys. Nothing wrong with Almond Joys. Actually. Fuck that. I lie. Heres the scoop on that. Again, big fan of the Almond Joy. However, the Almond Joy is covered in milk chocolate while the Mounds is covered in delicious, DARK chocolate. Why in the name of cunt can I not get an Almond (which is my second favorite nut only behind the wal) covered in DARK chocolate? You know who prefers milk chocolate? Thats right, retards and homos. So thanks to the oversight of the good people over at the Peter Paul candy company....or maybe not an oversight but a purposeful act to anger me, I have to decide each time whether I want the dark chocolate or the fuckin almond
There is a black guy in that one, too. He tells Commissioner Gordon that Lt. Eckhart is at the chemical plant with Jack Napier. I think Gordon calls him Albert. Oh, and the big goon in the bell tower at the end.
A. I'd pay good money to see Batman suck his own dick in 3D. B. You can't insult someone else for liking something (a lot) and include a King of Queens reference. If you know the names of two characters from that show, it's too many.
