New York Jets Set Cruise Control For The Denver Broncos at Mile High

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  1. Jagsbch

    Jagsbch New Member

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    I see... Good for you...
     
  2. fozzi58

    fozzi58 Well-Known Member

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    Jagsbch: Are you Omar Brown?

    A few misspellings and there were a couple sentences I had to reread to try and clarify what they mean. Specifically the ones Waterboy pointed out.

    Overall, I think it was a good article but it was definitely hard to read. You might garner some more respect if you clean up the grammar and spelling mistakes a bit.

    I'm curious to know if BR is looking for more "Jets writers". I'd certainly like a crack at writing an article like that for publication.
     
  3. Jagsbch

    Jagsbch New Member

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    If a hack like me can be a featured columnist in just 2 weeks...

    I had to give up the FC gig, I felt like a jackass with the writing load they insist on putting on you...

    The whole reason I even write there is so the editors can make my takes more legible, and it allows me a media to really delve into the topics I happen to find myself getting into. The site took starting a simple thread to a new level for this MB freak.

    Cool thing about the site is you can google search a topic and see your blog next to Pete Priscos article.
     
  4. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Hey Hemmingway...I never mentioned the bad grammar and misspelling.

    Fact is, shitty writing is shitty writing. What you call research, everyone else calls cut & paste. Your feeble attempt to defend the crap you wrote is almost as pathetic as the masturbatory ego self-stroking upon seeing your "work" referenced on a Google page. Hilarious.

    On a positive note, the shitty grammar, bad spelling and obtuse writing "style" of yours DOES dissuade the reader from realizing that it's just a bunch of half-baked ideas and regurgitated crap that you read elsewhere...with neither original thought or keen insight...something good writers possess.

    Let me know when someone pays you for the crap you write. Then you can start bragging...
     
  5. firemanedjr

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    You're welcome.
     
  6. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Please don't copy edit that shit.

    We'll be here all week.
     
  7. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Posting stats is not research but I will help you out with why the Buc's are in the bottom ten.
    Because they fucking suck. Besides the Steelers, who they got crushed by, they have played the collective door mats of the NFL.
    This enabled them to squeak out 3 wins against teams that are a collective 3 and 12. They then got crushed by the only good team they have played by 25 pts, it would have been by 32 but they got their one TD in garbage time at the end of the game.

    Not too hard to figure out.
     
  8. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Here is all your "research" LMAO-

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    Here is how someone not as fine tuned as yourself would find your "research".

    Open Web Browser, type in espn.com, press enter. Or if you're feeling saucy, type in http://espn.go.com/nfl/ and then press enter.


    I hope everyone else can grasp this, thank god we have Jagsbch though.
     
  9. Jtuds

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    You don't write there, you are not a writer, Bleacher Report has non of those. Bleacher Report is not a place for journalists. Every post on this site could be a Bleacher Report "article".

    If you were a writer, you'd understand grammar, you'd know how to spell, you would not need anyone to "make your takes more legible".

    You're not insightful, intelligent, or interesting. You don't know football any more than the average ball watcher. In the football world and the journalism world, what you've written, and what all the other idiots who think they're somebody becasue a garbage site like Bleacher Report posts their crap have written, is a joke.

    You are telling people here that you "write" for a website but acknowledge and defend that fact that you have poor spelling and grammar and see no need to improve either. Do you know how fucking stupid that is?
     
  10. Jagsbch

    Jagsbch New Member

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    this place is funny
     
  11. MBGreen

    MBGreen Banned

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    the only thing i've learned from this thread is that Jagsbch sucks.
     
  12. firemanedjr

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    Boom. Headshot.
     
  13. 17a_tailgater

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    the NEW New York Jets JetBlue Plane
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  14. firemanedjr

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    They should call it JetGreen.
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U[/youtube]

    I'll be here all week.
     
  15. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Jagsbitch.
     
  17. Uzone27

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    When you go to a bar and are talking about football, how stupid would it be to stop and unleash a bunch of rhytoric designed to do nothing more than hate while the flame thrower of criticism is unleashed because you absolutely refuse to incorporate the letter R in any word whatsoever in your sentences?

    :rofl2:
     
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    stupid people sending back food that was improperly prepared or the completely wrong item ordered. idiots. :rofl:
     
  19. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    I did a little "research" as well. Here's some gems (threads & articles) written by our incredibly talented forum member Jagsbch. Just the titles are enough to demonstrate the width & depth of his knowledge of the NFL.

    Overrated Ravens To Be Exposed By The Broncos
    note-Broncos lost 31-17

    Leftwich and Tebow most underrated NFL QB's

    Steelers Expose Kyle<Tim Tebow 2 Start VS Jaguars

    Pittsburgh Steelers Dennis Dixon: Utilizies Feet Rather Than Scheme
    Contains this precious bit of creative writing-"Its like playing a guitar and having your receivers be the fret board, you want a quarterback such as Leftwich , who can slay it when it comes to stroking board up and down the neck of the fretboard, not a guy going to the beat of his own drum."

    Tim Tebow: The Phenomenal Saga of His 2010 Denver Broncos Role
    Frank Deford...look out!"Tebow had a similar occasion occur to him, and I am not talking about getting run over by a bus of the media..."

    Tebow Unorthodoxy, Prerequisite 4 Legendary sexes

    The 2010 NFL WR Sleepers
    His pre-season picks and results thru wk. 5
    Devin Aromashodu -5recs/71yrds/0tds
    Armanti Edwards -0recs/0yrds/0tds
    Darrius Heyward-Bey -11recs/142yrds/0tds
    Eddie Royal -29recs/330yrds/2tds
    Jeremy Maclin -18recs/257yrds/4tds
    Mike Wallace -9recs/211yrds/2tds

    Steelers Poised 2 Assume Elite Status This Season[/B]
    "Speaking of good impressions, the performance of running back Jonathan Dwyer has the Steelers coaching staff in awe of to the theatre of potential the rushing offense possess this season.

    From short yardage to long, according to Mike Tomlin, this seasons sixth round rookie sleeper from Georgia Tech, brings the speed and versatility to make him an every down back."


    Dwyer thru week 5-0yrds./0tds.

    There's more foresight-
    "Rookies Emmanuel Sanders and Antonio Brown add amazing speed to this receiving corp, that already had a fast speedster in Mike Wallace."

    Results thru week 5?
    Sanders-0yrds/0tds
    Brown -1rec/6 yrds/0tds

    Our boy Jagsbch can even write about something other than football. Unfortunately, he's just as obtuse.

    Politically Correct Enemy of America?
    "We had all these banks who would have never made the loans they were making considering all the risks involved had it not been for federal government sponsored lending institutions buying up all the shady loans and putting the risk on the people and the rest of the world who bought up the loans in bundles assuming that the traditional lending standards that kept the housing market in check with inflation where sabotaged by socialistic policies that do not add up in the real world."

    What a maroon...
     
    #59 Acad23, Oct 15, 2010
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  20. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Some of his stuff reads like a Nigerian scam email.
     

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