So let it be written...so let it be done....Mods, if you can merge a poll thread to a regular one...please do so. http://www.finheaven.com/forums/sho...Should-Have-Hired-Rex-Ryan-Instead-Of-Sparano As asked for by a Phin fan on page 3 of their thread-o-rant about their HC...Here we go!
Of Course I voted Sexy Rexy....TRUST me...The fans of other teams hate him...but they WANT him...and many coaches in the league WISH they had the BALLS to be LIKE him. They all talk amazing shit behind the scenes where no one can hear them...but you know what football practices are like...Dungy can kiss my ass....my HIGH SCHOOL coach was more foul mouthed than Rex! ALL football coaches are like that...save maybe Jeff Fisher...but that was for the camera's...I've SEEN him mouth far worse on game day... :beer:
"Shades" Sparano just always seems on the edge doesn't he? Screaming, yelling, waving the arms like he's having trouble hailing a cab or something. Big Rex just patrols the sidelines cussin under his breath when something doesn't go quite right. Give me the cool, calm and confident guy over the frantic antics anytime.
Wow they are actually saying Sparano is a better coach than Rex. I can admit that I would fucking hate Rex Ryan if he was another team's coach...why can't they admit they'd love him if he was their coach?
Some were realistic and called the Phags out. It's very simple, rookie HC/QB, installed new D, and we went to the AFC championship game and we only look better this year. Dolphins added more depth and they actually look worse, that is COACHING.
my favorite is right on the first page: I don't know what is gayer...the fact that they have a neg rep option, the fact that a neg rep is so meaningful to the members that they use it and threaten one another with it, or that fin fans are so mentally retarded that they can't actually neg rep someone, which I can only imagine requires the click of a mouse, while on the phone.
That is great, I'm so pissed right now I'm not thanking you for your post!! Alright maybe when I get home I will. LMAO
Obviously I'd take Rex, but Sparano is a good coach as well. He may look like a douche in his sunglasses at night, but he's wrung some very good play out of mediocre rosters in the past few years.
I voted Rex, but just keep in mind, if Miami started to go on a hot streak and beat the Jets later in the year, Sporano will have redeemed himself and dolfag fans will be praising this guy again.
So who's gunna be the guy who picks Sparano? I choose alleycat9, because he doesn't like Rex's big mouth and has a faggot penis
This poll should be "Would you rather have Sporano as a HC or get aids".. I think the choice is pretty clear.
sparano is the best coach. lets run the wild cat at the opponents 18 during a 3rd and 5. lolzolzozozlzolzozlzol
Yea because most OC over rule the head coach right. Remember when Rex had to tell schotty to calm the fuck down with sanchez
