he smashed his face into the oil in a fry-o-lator when he couldnt wait for them to finish cooking and oil burned his eyes. DIDNT YOU KNOW THAT JESU CHRSIRSGSD
Yeah, but I bet you don't realize that coaches who wear sunglasses have a better winning percentage than fat coaches! How ya gonna deal with that?????
Damn your right. Rex for Sparano straight up then. How can we win with a fat coach and no sunglasses. WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN SOME GLASSES
Amazing...and he even predicted a 42-0 blowout against us. I noticed he puts pictures of scantily-clad women on all of his posts...overcompensating? He's like a priest trying to cure the homosexuality of the entire fanbase...while be a dolphag himself.
Tony Sparano wearing shades at night, looks like a married guy trying to act inconspicuous during his first visit to a local gay bar.
Florio winning friends and influencing people, even at Finheaven. Good to see he's found other topics to focus on after his Jets predictions proved to be spectacularly wrong.
IF I WANTED TO HOWL LIKE A WOLF, ID FUCK A HOOKER BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!! this is sig worthy
This new one is a gem. Ryan over Sparano. http://www.finheaven.com/forums/sho...Should-Have-Hired-Rex-Ryan-Instead-Of-Sparano
Also coaches who wear sunglasses over the past 20 years have a greater winning percentage than fat coaches. While fat coaches have lost over half their games to coaches with sunglasses, especially super gay coaches who wear sunglasses and play for super gay teams. Well that was in the 70's and 80's, now fat coaches RULE!