Speculation: The Beard

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  1. LeonNYJ

    LeonNYJ Well-Known Member

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    Is it going to be shaved now that Braylon scored his first TD?
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  2. bojanglesman

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    No, he's got too much invested in his t-shirts.
     
  3. LeonNYJ

    LeonNYJ Well-Known Member

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    Well he originally said he would shave it after his first TD.
     
  4. milo

    milo Well-Known Member

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    Speculation: He's hiding Gorilla Glue in his beard which he applies to his hands before catches, therefore he will never shave again.
     
  5. Steve032

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    My Beard T-Shirt is 1-0.
     
  6. boshhemi487

    boshhemi487 New Member

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    he needs to keep the beard
     
  7. SixFeetDeep

    SixFeetDeep Red Hot Robbie Cano

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    please god no
     
  8. fenwyr

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    I think he changed it up. Originally it was until his first TD, but I thought he later changed it to a SB win.
     
  9. Benny Bing

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    if he's playing well, he definitely needs to keep the beard.

    In fact, I'd like to see him grow it out some more, to Moses levels would be nice. Then he's be making one handed, one finger catches all over the place.
     
  10. IATA

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    He changed it to after we win a SB he'll shave it.
     
  11. nycztonee

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    Braylon's never had trouble making one handed, one finger catches.

    It was always the easiest, routine balls he'd drop.
     
  12. pats-hater

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  13. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    Man I hope he keeps that thing. It has to be intimidating as hell for the people who line up on him to know they could get beaten by the beard at any moment. Not to mention he'll have a warm face when it gets cold and any little advantage...
     
  14. firemanedjr

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    After the season, he's going to be sent in to Afghanistan as a sleeper agent to infiltrate Al Qaeda.
     
  15. CleanFernandez

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    I hope he shaves it hes prob holding back a half a second speed with that thing on his face.
     
  16. nycztonee

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    I'd think CBs would be more pressured from not wanting to get dougie'd on by Edwards than the beard itself.
     
  17. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    Any little advantage...

    If I was Braylon Edwards I'd be eating cheetos before the game until my beard was orange and sticky, then I'd make sure to turn my head into the CB's face on the routes I knew I wasn't going to get the ball. Give him a nice long rub with the beard and then get the hell out of the way when he looked like he was going to puke.
     
  18. vilmatic

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    one of the newspaper stories this morning said he was going to keep it
     
  19. CatoTheElder

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    KeepItKeepItKeepItKeepItKeepIt.
     
  20. xxedge72x

    xxedge72x 2018 Gang Green QB Guru Award Winner

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    If he gets tackled by the beard does the defender get 15 for Bearding?
     

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