"Since field goals are so easy to make, why not devalue them" -Deford

Discussion in 'National Football League' started by Oasis, Sep 15, 2010.

  1. Oasis

    Oasis Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2009
    Messages:
    198
    Likes Received:
    1
    Brings up an interesting point. What do you guys think?
     
  2. Jake

    Jake Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2004
    Messages:
    15,749
    Likes Received:
    2,361
    Fuck that. Ask Doug Brien or Scott Norwood how easy field goals are to make.
     
  3. 34miami23

    34miami23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2010
    Messages:
    1,178
    Likes Received:
    0
    mike vanderjagt would disagree ... at least he would in the playoffs
     
  4. Harpua

    Harpua Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2007
    Messages:
    8,791
    Likes Received:
    2,311
    FYP

    (filler)
     
  5. JfaulkNYJ

    JfaulkNYJ New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2009
    Messages:
    6,967
    Likes Received:
    0
    Whoever wrote that article should go fuck himself. Stop fucking with the NFL.
     
  6. 34miami23

    34miami23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2010
    Messages:
    1,178
    Likes Received:
    0
    after reading about "cleaving the verticles" i feel like driving my car into a hospital
     
  7. FlashGordon

    FlashGordon Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2007
    Messages:
    1,403
    Likes Received:
    7
    This is true. Punting on fourth and short is not only demoralizing, it's a poor bet statistcally. Going for it on fourth and three in enemy territory is actually a good bet for success. That bullshit about making FG's worth 2 instead of 3 is bullshit though.
     
  8. GBA

    GBA Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 16, 2007
    Messages:
    2,690
    Likes Received:
    126
    Since extra points are so easy to make, why not get rid of them entirely? And since touchdowns are so easy for Tom Brady to make, why not consider making touchdowns by him only worth 5 points, instead of 6? Since SI articles are so easy to have written, why not devalue them too? Hmm, I think I will.
     
  9. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2007
    Messages:
    22,432
    Likes Received:
    3
    Frank's getting old.
     
  10. JfaulkNYJ

    JfaulkNYJ New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2009
    Messages:
    6,967
    Likes Received:
    0
    Ask Nick Folk 2009 if it was fucking so easy to make.
     
  11. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2006
    Messages:
    19,492
    Likes Received:
    41
    Shit, why not just start giving teams 3 points when they declare they want them? They're so easy.

    I can't believe I wasted time on this.
     
  12. ........

    ........ Trolls

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2007
    Messages:
    7
    Likes Received:
    0
    I think you're a troll, just like I did when you posted your "fantasy upgrade".
     
  13. TommyGreen

    TommyGreen Trolls

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2002
    Messages:
    8,564
    Likes Received:
    2
    How about we really increase the homefield advantage by automatically awarding home teams 3 points!
     
  14. ollie

    ollie Right Wing NutJob

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2003
    Messages:
    8,311
    Likes Received:
    43
    If FG's were easy Folk would still be a Cowboy
     
  15. GordonGecko

    GordonGecko Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2009
    Messages:
    7,220
    Likes Received:
    2,279
    Wait, I have the solution. Make the uprights 6 feet wide, and have them spin clockwise and tilt up and down synchronized to lady gaga music. Then add strobe lights and have acrobats on trampolines take turns bouncing in front of the kicker, and make the team have to do it twice in a row for it to count for 1.5 pts
     
  16. CJLang

    CJLang Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2007
    Messages:
    5,497
    Likes Received:
    549
    Deford hasn't written anything relevant in 15 years. Reading him reminds me of Sam "Mayday" Malone's venture into sports analysis...

    "Time to rap about a controversy
    Gonna take a stand, wont show no mercy
    A lot of folks say jocks shouldn't be
    Doin the sports news on TV
    I dont wanna hear the latest scores
    From broadcasting school bore
    So get your scores from a guy like me
    Who knows what its like to have a groin injury
    Gra..Gra...Groin Injury!"
     
  17. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2005
    Messages:
    8,343
    Likes Received:
    0
    If he wanted this to even have a chance of being taken seriously he should have looked at how devaluing field goals would change football strategy as a whole. Would this change create more incentive to go for it on fourth down at all times, or to go for two after a touchdown? This would change a lot more about football strategy than simply making coaches choose to try and score when they are in field goal range.
     
  18. GordonGecko

    GordonGecko Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2009
    Messages:
    7,220
    Likes Received:
    2,279
    We should also do the CFL one better and make the game 2 downs instead of 4 or 3. Then make the ball 3 times as fat and have a vibrator feature that gets stronger the longer the QB holds it. After 20 seconds the ball would explode with confetti and you would lose possession on downs.

    The reporter here is really on to something here with wanting new changes!
     
  19. Johnny English

    Johnny English Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2010
    Messages:
    2,403
    Likes Received:
    44
    They changed the scoring system in rugby union in the early 90s to make a try (equivalent to a TD) worth five points rather than the previous four. This was because too many teams were kicking soft penalties for three rather than going for the try. I think the NFL has a good balance of points between the two; if they wanted to try something different, and I don't think they need to, they could make the rule that in the event of a team choosing to kick for goal the ball must be snapped from the place at which it went to ground. This would mean kickers having to be able to kick from an angle rather than just hoofing it down the middle.
     
  20. steelzeppelin

    steelzeppelin Member

    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2010
    Messages:
    42
    Likes Received:
    0
    Ask one of the greatest post season Jets of all time..... Nate Kaeding. Oh wait, he is a charger.
     

Share This Page