KSK: The US World Cup Team Gets Its Proper Dose of Motivation

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  1. Jam.

    Jam. Banned

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    From Kissing Suzy Kolber:

    http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com...-team-gets-its-proper-dose-of-motivation.html

    I'm too lazy to put the pictures.
     
    #1 Jam., Jun 9, 2010
  2. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    fuck. that almost made me want to watch soccer!!!!
     
    #2 Footballgod214, Jun 9, 2010
  3. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    that was one of the better ones. hilarious.
     
    #3 NDmick, Jun 9, 2010
  4. Hennessy2710

    Hennessy2710 New Member

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    haha entertaining, nice post
     
    #4 Hennessy2710, Jun 9, 2010
  5. sunnygs97

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    that was one of the fucking funniest things ive ever read
     
    #5 sunnygs97, Jun 9, 2010
  6. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    it's funny how adding the word fuck to stuff makes it a lot better.
     
    #6 ukilledkenny, Jun 9, 2010
  7. Laszlo Kovacs

    Laszlo Kovacs Active Member

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    *Places a bet on THE FUCKING OVERLORDS OF DEATH*
     
    #7 Laszlo Kovacs, Jun 9, 2010
  8. Vorrecht

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    Jozy: Well, the Mexicans always call us Los Gringos. We could call ourselves that.
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    Ryan: God dammit. From now on, your new team nickname is THE FUCKING OVERLORDS OF DEATH. You got it? You are a fucking group of KILLERS. Now, next up: Bounties. $1,000 to the first fucker that takes out Rooney’s legs while he’s trying to head in a goal.

    Donovan: Won’t that get us a red card?

    Ryan: Oh! Oh, no! Oh, little Pa Ingalls is afraid of fucking STATIONERY. You men play this dipshit soccer game like a bunch of soccer players!
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    Ryan: I don’t want you to play “The Beautiful Game,” men. Leave that for the ass shakers from South America. I don’t want to see you play beautiful. I want to see you men play the UGLY GAME. I want you men to play the grisly, nasty, filthy, evil game. I don’t want you to make it pretty. I want you to make it fucking hurt. I want you to make those fuckers on the other side of the field BLEED. You know what I’m talking about, Pa Ingalls? You ever make them bleed? You ever make a lady bleed with pleasure?
     
    #8 Vorrecht, Jun 9, 2010
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  9. nyjcanada

    nyjcanada Active Member

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    I hate soccer but that might be the best one.
     
    #9 nyjcanada, Jun 9, 2010
  10. Twombles

    Twombles Active Member

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    Meh, never found these funny, I guess capitalising the word F#CK is funny for you guys.
     
    #10 Twombles, Jun 9, 2010
  11. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    it's more imagining rex actually saying that stuff.
     
    #11 ukilledkenny, Jun 9, 2010
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    I think it gets a little repetitive towards the end and could be funnier if it were shorter, but there are still some good lines in there.
     
    #12 624, Jun 9, 2010
  13. Scikotic

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    I guess Aussie humor is off the charts.
     
    #13 Scikotic, Jun 9, 2010
  14. Twombles

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    What, you don't agree that Crocodile Dundee is the greatest movie ever made??
     
    #14 Twombles, Jun 9, 2010
  15. Scikotic

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    Lets be real. "FUCK" makes everything better.
     
    #15 Scikotic, Jun 9, 2010
  16. highflyer

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    Please don't believe Twombles speaks for all.
     
    #16 highflyer, Jun 9, 2010
  17. Bricket-head

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    I'm with you. These stories read like they are written by a 7th grader.
     
    #17 Bricket-head, Jun 9, 2010
  18. CodeGreen

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    This is shit is just freaking brilliant
     
    #18 CodeGreen, Jun 10, 2010
  19. skeleton_frames

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    While Rex was there he should have grabbed us a kicker or two.
     
    #19 skeleton_frames, Jun 10, 2010
  20. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    These things never get old, just another reason to look forward to the season.
     
    #20 MadBacker Prime, Jun 10, 2010
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