Worse Day at the Airport ever

Discussion in 'BS Forum' started by MParty7441, Feb 19, 2006.

  1. TommyGreen

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    I want the damn ending.
     
  2. statjeff22

    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Ji83e4mUA[/youtube]
     
  3. MBGreen

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    this thread stinks like dog shit.
     
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    If I don't get the ending to this story, I'm gonna slit my wrists.
     
  6. pats-hater

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    Just got in here and am also seeking some form of closure.
     
  7. Yisman

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    It was 45 minutes until boarding and he really had to go. This is where the problems started.

    Not only could he not find toilet paper, but his butt got stuck to the toilet seat and he was stuck there for hours. He called for help but no one came. Finally after four hours in a smelly decrepit bathroom, a Spanish-speaking janitor came along. He was screaming and the janitor was going to leave him there, but when MParty started sobbing, the janitor finally agreed to find some chemical that would free him.

    Needless to say, he missed his flight and had to take one back home in the middle of the night. Plus, he couldn't fall asleep on the plane and had some annoying loud woman next to him with a mouth that just wouldn't quit.
     
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    I haven't gotten a full nights sleep since I read through this whole thread and discovered there was no ending.
     
  9. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    Holy shit I never saw this thread before. Besides the shitty story this thread has some classic B.S. stuff going on. The best part is the random Hornet story that you automatically know is made up.
     
  10. SixFeetDeep

    SixFeetDeep Red Hot Robbie Cano

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    the story wouldnt be as good if it had an ending. unless it was mparty dying in a fire.
     
  11. Namath2Kolber

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    This post is easily the best part of the thread.
     
  12. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    You da best.

    I'm flying out of LaGuardia for Italy on June 26th. I'm sure my airport story won't be nearly as good.
     
  13. SydneyDon

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    Why don't you ring his Mother and ask her for it?
     
  14. akibud

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    I like the nostalgia of seeing all the BANNED posters from the past, didn't bother to read the story after page 1 though, just the end of the thread.
     
  15. KOZ

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    wow, after having not seen this thread for some time I am once again reminded as to just how much the original story completely blows.
     
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    I don't want the end, nothing he says can satisfy the years of build up. He could say he was picked up by Kirk and Spock and molested by Sulu aboard the Enterprise before being brought home, and it'd be dissapointing.
     
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    To this day, MParty still carries a chemical solvent with him at all times.
     
  19. TommyGreen

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    Okay, enough dicking around. Tell us the damn ending.
     
  20. gustoonarmy

    gustoonarmy 2006-2007 TGG.com Best International Poster of the

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    I spent 5 days with no money in JFK back in the 80's , Green card style.
    Missed my flight and survived on hand outs, some very very nice people in NY/NJ.
     

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