Since Revis' real-life Turtle, John geigergeiger, thinks that there are a lot of things wrong on TGG, I thought he should have his own thread where we can post a lot more wrong things. Here is John Geiger. It was so easy to find him because his name is right there. According to wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Geiger You are a pretty old dude John geigergeiger, but your picture just means that you have a lot of plastic surgery. But you are reclusive. Not even wikipedia knows if you are truly alive. Is this who we have influencing the mind of our future Hall Of Fame cornerback at such a critical time? An old man with a facelift? And Just For Men dark chestnut hair dye?
That would make him about 135 years old and probably the oldest man to ever live. I'm waiting to be told that you are being your usual sarcastic self. Is there a John Geiger, Jr.?
Dude, don't shake my faith in wikipedia. geigergeiger is clearly a behind-the-scenes mover and shaker from another millenium. We have to appease geigergeiger if we want Revis to stay with the Jets.
John Geiger is actually "The Most Interesting Man Alive!" He has over 60 different identities! http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/John/Geiger/
John Geiger is also a groundbreaking author, the book here is quite possibly the most important achievement in literature since the recipe for the Cinnabon was created. I think he believes there is a man inside you at all times, not just directed at women either. more here
He didn't go into specifics, just that the articles have wrong info. I assume the Revis related info.