The Disney Thread

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  1. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    I had no idea there was so many restaurants
     
  2. Steve032

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    I used to go to Disney almost every summer when I was a kid. We would always stay in the Dolphin Hotel, which was always very nice.
     
  3. GQMartin

    GQMartin Go 'Cuse

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    there's a dick on the cover of the little mermaid VHS

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    also the priest during the wedding gets an erection after looking at ursula
     
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  4. 17a_tailgater

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    you didnt know where the clitoris was located and still managed to have 4 kids
     
  5. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    First of all, whats a clitoris?
    Secondly, Ive only had sex 3 times.
     
  6. 17a_tailgater

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    you got fouled and got the
    and one
     
  7. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    ha, yeah I did...not looking forward to the day I have to drag 4 kids through Disney. The last timeyou went, did you take all 4?
     
  8. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    One thing that creeps me out is the people behind those costumes-


    One time we were there and Pooh was pretty much groping me, had a a pretty good idea that is was a tiny gay man in there.

    Friggin Pooh!!
     
  9. kbgreen

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    Well, even the song says "All stuffed with Fluff" to describe Pooh so I think you had fair warning!
     
  10. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    yup i have taken 4 kids twice!!!
    the first time my little one was 6 months old
    last year he was walking but still shitting in diapers..
    thank god im done with that shit
     
  11. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    yeah thats a fuckin nightmare.Im thinking we'll go again when the twins are at least 4...theyll be 2 in August. I aint bringin any pant-shitters (besides myself) to Disney. The other criterium is that they have to at least be able to walk by themselves for a little while.
     
  12. akibud

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    the last time I took my family there, we had a blast, the most interesting thing that happened though was when we were at typhoon Lagoon, we love that place (we go there everytime we are in Orlando). We were talking to a lifeguard at the kiddie area and he was telling us that they arrested 3 men that day for molestation. Apparently the scumbags had a scam where they were in the wave pool taking turns tripping, untying tops and groping young girls. all in one swift motion.
     
  13. 17a_tailgater

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    typhoon lagoons wave pool is sick
     
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    Why am I not surprised that your favorite park is the one with half naked women everywhere?
     
  15. akibud

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    ..I am sure you are kidding,
    My kids and I love the thrills of the various slides and tube rides.. the other parks don't really offer much really, they are mostly visual.
     
  16. 17a_tailgater

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    thats what mushrooms are for
     
  17. fenwyr

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    That's not the one. Originally it was the tower in the center. The added the extra stuff to the 'tip' after the fact. I had a friend in high school who's dad owned a movie rental shop. I saw it with my own eyes. There were a few more 'veins' in the tower as well.
     
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    I wasn't kidding. I was referring to the fact that you have 863 posts in the football forum...and about 10 times that many posting pictures of half naked women in the Hot Chick thread. It makes perfect sense that Typhoon Lagoon would be your favorite.
     
  19. akibud

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    oh, ok ... I see. You live and you learn.
     
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    I find it comical nobody hits me up for discounts. 17a can attest that it is the real deal. Koz as well.


    And if you have balls, like 17a, you can upgrade to a better room with some persuasion.
     

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