Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. Jets n Boys

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    Brandon Marshall did not want to join the Dolphags cuz he wanted to avoid Revis. He wanted to get out of Denver cuz, again, he wanted to avoid Revis Island. Then the Broncos traded him to the Dolphags for the same reason. Now he's stuck and will be trying his best to pull muscle in the warm ups.
     
  2. MadBacker Prime

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    Darrelle Revis 04/22/2010 10:47 PM ET
    Wow we got a good corner, congrads and welcome to the Jet family.


    -Twitter
     
  4. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    The Father (Revis), the Son (Wilson), and the Holy Spirit (Cromartie)...... oh my motherfuckin god.



    I CALL ON MY JET BRETHREN TO CALL THESE THREE THE HOLY TRINITY WHEN REFERRING TO OUR THREE STARTING CONERBACKS.


    K DUB 1 BABY!!! WELCOME HOME.
     
  5. BadgerOnLSD

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    Whoa whoa whoa... Cromartie is obviously the father.

    Revis, as the Christ figure, must be the son and Wilson ends up being the spirit by default.
     
  6. Coach K

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    thou shall not cast the first stone without having it caught bare handed in mid flight and run past you fast enough to travel the earth twice before punching you with it in real time.

    “Destruction cometh; and they shall seek peace, and there shall be none.”
     
  7. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    you're right, its much better/funnier that way.

    We need a picture.
     
  8. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Does that make Leonhard Moses?
     
  9. JfaulkNYJ

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    We need an expert photoshopee for Revis Christ and the twelve disciples

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    including Cromartie, Ihedigo, Leonhard, Lowery, Pool, E Smith, Kyle Wilson, and of course Revis. We got 8 so far.
     
  10. nyjcanada

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    coleman and eric smith!
     
  11. 624

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    Donovan Warren, Eric Smith, and ...hopefully not Drew Coleman
     
  12. jetsmets93

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    you gotta put rex in there as well... the 11 starters and rex
     
  13. BadgerOnLSD

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    Drew Coleman... the Judasback.
     
  14. MadBacker Prime

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    Make the guy on his knees Ocho-
     
  15. CodeGreen

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    Praise be to Revis
     
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    and on this day, revis tweeted from the interwebs that he can bench 500 lbs. he is now the strongest corner on the entire planet. praise be the lord revis christ, amen
     
  17. JfaulkNYJ

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    Drew Coleman is JUDAS. yess!
     
  18. MadBacker Prime

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    That would be Kerry, the Ginn play made him Judas alone.
     
  19. JfaulkNYJ

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    haha true. hey aren't you good with photoshop? you should give this project a crack. we need a better apostles picture first though.
     
  20. RowOneJetFan

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    Can we de-sticky this thread? This thread is dead.
     

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