Oh God No!!....It's HIM!...long-tenured members will know, sorry to remind you

The strange shape of their heads and the huge bushy eyebrows make them look like Muppets.

 

BTW, you're not allowed to make fun of the Gaynerchuck brothers.

These are your reactions to the Sanchez pick:

 

lower, mid, or upper mezzanine section? I have mid mezzanine tickets.

 

My first thought: Jim Henson didn't die soon enough.

 

I think either mid or lower. If they're lower, you can totally spill one of those $5 slushies on them.

 

i wish i was goin just to dump shit on him from above

 

While I'm very supportive of you assaulting these guys, I'm a bit taken aback by the Roethlisbergerian nature of your attack plan. Wouldn't simply beating them up be enough?

Although I suppose you are correct in your declaration of their sexual preference if this is in fact the route you're going to take.

And all that said, if you actually did donkey punch them both in the middle of crowded Radio City Music Hall that would be the most incredible story/video/image ever.

 

owned......................

 

I'd just like to have a video of someone interviewing them as if its going to be related to one of their wine ventures. Then it trails off into questions about what type of cock they like with their wine. And how they feel now that Mark Sanchez has truly failed in NY as they predicted. Keep asking questions until they leave. No violence, just embarrassment.

 

A glass of wine might be more appropriate, given its what they do.

 

"Gary, when did you stop sucking Trany cock in Brooklyn Subways?"

"AJ, is it black cornhole that you prefer to lick clean, or blacker cornhole?"

 

i remember this dousch, and his defunct jetstv

 

The kid on the left putting his hands through his hair says "terrible"

 

owned...

I wonder what I was sayin...gunna search it.

..I know I was talking shit about these guys though

 

I think he's saying, "I'd blow him"

 

This was the infamous SowellTrain -- for some fucked up reason, they always have him on ESPN during the draft. I don't know if he's paying someone off or what. But for at least the last 4 drafts he's been the centerpiece of the jets fans at the draft.

Isn't his brother like a wine distributor or something? There's a tv interview with him and they ask him "after all you've accomplished, what now?" -- and he says "well, eventually I want to own the Jets".

Haha.

 

im surprised no one has pieced it together.
the older brother is really nyjunc.
sorry for spilling the beans

 

He's just making the biggest ass out of himself. It draws the cameras' attention.

 

I'm not going to run up to the guy, and hit him. More like trying to fuck with the guy, and see if I can start anything with him.

Or I was thinking of trying to get into the shot with him. Point at him and shake my head in disgust like how he does to the Jets draft selections.

That would be the most epic .gif in The Gang Green history.

But I will be intoxicated, so I have no idea what will happen. Just praying he is mid section.

 

Basically because they are annoying as fuck and they are well deserving of it, regardless of what they have posted here. However, alluding back to my previous comment, they offer way too much potential through their stupidity which could turn a thread into a goldmine of comedy.