Holy hell.. Antonio Cromartie has 8th Child Born Today..

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  1. EnigmatiC

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    This guy is such a fucking moron how much money do you think he actually gets to keep to himself?? His child support has to be through the damn roof smh and's that not to mention the poor kids probably grow up without much of a father presence. I mean how much time can he devote to 8 kids in like 7 different states???
     
  2. bigcotch

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    I don't know how he did it, but it's actually 8 kids in 10 different states by 13 different women.
     
  3. Dirty6Sanchez

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    I realize condoms can feel kinda wierd but surely if he did some sampling he'd find one that works...
     
  4. bigalxc

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    wow..simply put
     
  5. NYJalltheway

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  6. bigcotch

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    I think he should start by finding one that fits.
     
  7. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Maybe he could hook up with kate-


    Kate and Cro + 16 future Bastards and Hoes.


    I'd tune in.
     
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    Why don't you help him out? Just find one roughly the size of your mouth. We know that'll work.
     
  9. CatoTheElder

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  10. bigcotch

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    You're right. If my mouth can fit all the way around your mothers...

    Nevermind.
     
  11. TheBlairThomasFumble

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    Someone's got some super sperm.

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  12. WW85

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    I'd rather not look at your avatar.
     
  13. Jersey Joe 67

    Jersey Joe 67 Well-Known Member

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    Hey if they wait about 20 years the expansion team in LA could have all Cromartie's on it!
     
  14. biggundewayne63

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    he needs to get a vesectomy and have his hoes wear the birth control patch, sponge, diaphram, be on the pill and wear two condoms as well as pull out.
     
  15. capetide

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    So glad the Jets traded for such a quality person.
     
  16. Chrisp22

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    Antonio Cromartie - Single handedly attempting to insure mankind never becomes extinct.
     
  17. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    pull out...
     
  18. CatoTheElder

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    He should just go for the vasectomy at this point. After 8 kids he cannot be planning on having any more.
     
  19. bloke911

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    Just pull out and put it some place else. There are plenty of other places to put it.
     
  20. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Yea, like her ass.
     

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