Holy hell.. Antonio Cromartie has 8th Child Born Today..

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  1. bigcotch

    bigcotch Banned

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    You have to admit, it's hysterical.
     
    #61 bigcotch, Apr 21, 2010
  2. Ten

    Ten Active Member

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    Shit,better get Shonn Greene tested.
     
    #62 Ten, Apr 21, 2010
  3. Enigmah

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    Greene has a vagina? I think you are confusing him with the Ghost.
     
    #63 Enigmah, Apr 21, 2010
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    The first time, yes. When you start guessing his penis size with the specificity of 12 1/2, it crosses the line between funny and frightening.
     
    #64 ........, Apr 21, 2010
  5. TommyGreen

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    BigCrotch is Cakes' second account!
     
    #65 TommyGreen, Apr 21, 2010
  6. bigcotch

    bigcotch Banned

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    Bunch of no fun downers on this site. Such a buzz kill coming on here sometimes.
     
    #66 bigcotch, Apr 21, 2010
  7. Enigmah

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    I seriously think we are starting to see the early effects of signing JT slowly permeate throughout this board. Frightening is the perfect word to describe it.
     
    #67 Enigmah, Apr 21, 2010
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    I'm sorry some of us don't see the fun in playing "Guess A Man's Penis Size To The Closest Half Inch".
     
    #68 ........, Apr 21, 2010
  9. Milliner is your Mommy

    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    actually not only can cromartie get girls pregnant while wearing multiple condoms, the girls also are able to have the baby in about 11 or 12 days.
     
    #69 Milliner is your Mommy, Apr 21, 2010
  10. JetsNation06

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    Hopefully his man coverage is as potent as his load. Octomartie is a baby making machine.
     
    #70 JetsNation06, Apr 21, 2010
  11. ToonWalker

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    Wait, wasn't Big Cotch the dude who put a dong in his avatar?

    hmmm.
     
    #71 ToonWalker, Apr 21, 2010
  12. mystikol

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    He may have simplified - we don't even know the specificity he might have been concerned with.
     
    #72 mystikol, Apr 21, 2010
  13. Jersey Joe 67

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    "Antonio, USC would love for you to play here for your college career"

    CRO-"You guy's are the Trojan's right?"

    "Yeah, the Trojans"

    Cro-"I don't think it'll be a good fit for me".
     
    #73 Jersey Joe 67, Apr 21, 2010
  14. bigcotch

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    Perhams if they were called the Magnum XL's.
     
    #74 bigcotch, Apr 21, 2010
  15. Docny1975

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    Man is never going to get married if one women has to deal with him for an extended period of time she'll end up with with something like 18 kids
     
    #75 Docny1975, Apr 21, 2010
  16. bigcotch

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    It's like a Puppy Mill.
     
    #76 bigcotch, Apr 21, 2010
  17. Jersey Joe 67

    Jersey Joe 67 Well-Known Member

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    Obviously the "loose ends" he needed to "tie up" were'nt in his pants.
     
    #77 Jersey Joe 67, Apr 21, 2010
  18. JfaulkNYJ

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    hahahah brilliant.
     
    #78 JfaulkNYJ, Apr 21, 2010
  19. kmoney

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    Hope he covers receivers better than he covers his junk
     
    #79 kmoney, Apr 21, 2010
  20. jilozzo

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    cromartie is now officially the universal answer to "who's yo daddy".....

    unfriggin real......

    jil
     
    #80 jilozzo, Apr 21, 2010
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