Now the guy's giving Chuck Norris a run for his money...although Chuck can still get girls pregnant just by looking at them.
This guy just looks at women, a mere passing glance, and they become immediately impregnated with his love child. No physical contact is even necessary. Super sperm, I suppose.
It doesn't matter. He's playing for a contract and obviously is going to need money, so the way I see it the Jets will have a motivated player. Also, from what I understand he will be trying to start his own expansion team after he retires.
It's not like this pregnancy just happened and she popped a kid out today, it happened 9 months ago. Before him being traded here was even the beginning of a though. Relax.
I don't know why his number at the combine was 9. By the looks of things, it should have been 12 1/2.
Wow. You really should have signed up with the name BigCrotch. Your obsession with another man's package is starting to creep me out. You and Cakes should collaborate. It'll be dick and ass all day long.
You know he's just fathering a small, athletic special forces team that he'll use to install himself as dictator of the tri-state area. I, for one, welcome our future, ultra-fertile emperor.