Holy hell.. Antonio Cromartie has 8th Child Born Today..

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  1. JfaulkNYJ

    JfaulkNYJ New Member

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    wtf he has a head of lettuce in his pants, or elephantiasis.
     
    #41 JfaulkNYJ, Apr 21, 2010
  2. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Now the guy's giving Chuck Norris a run for his money...although Chuck can still get girls pregnant just by looking at them.
     
    #42 Barry the Baptist, Apr 21, 2010
  3. kelly

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    yup.


    cheers ~ ~
    :beer:
     
    #43 kelly, Apr 21, 2010
  4. rmagedon

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    Kelly wants a Cromartie Jr. in her belly.
     
    #44 rmagedon, Apr 21, 2010
  5. mystikol

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    Winner.

    Loser.

    This guy is crazy. :rofl:
     
    #45 mystikol, Apr 21, 2010
  6. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    This guy just looks at women, a mere passing glance, and they become immediately impregnated with his love child. No physical contact is even necessary.

    Super sperm, I suppose.
     
    #46 KOZ, Apr 21, 2010
  7. JfaulkNYJ

    JfaulkNYJ New Member

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    hahahaha kelly get on him, and Big Ben.
     
    #47 JfaulkNYJ, Apr 21, 2010
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    Fixed for clarity.
     
    #48 KOZ, Apr 21, 2010
  9. bigcotch

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    if it is indeed lettuce, I would venture to say it's romaine.
     
    #49 bigcotch, Apr 21, 2010
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    #50 mystikol, Apr 21, 2010
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    Just think what his 40 time would have been without the lettuce...
     
    #51 dthomas53, Apr 21, 2010
  12. NYRSkate

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    Because of your avatar I will henceforth read your username as BigCrotch. Sorry in advance.
     
    #52 NYRSkate, Apr 21, 2010
  13. nyJETS0511

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    im actually proud of him.....it is an accomplishment
     
    #53 nyJETS0511, Apr 21, 2010
  14. Italian Seafood

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    It doesn't matter. He's playing for a contract and obviously is going to need money, so the way I see it the Jets will have a motivated player. Also, from what I understand he will be trying to start his own expansion team after he retires.
     
    #54 Italian Seafood, Apr 21, 2010
  15. Dexter Morgan

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    incredible.
     
    #55 Dexter Morgan, Apr 21, 2010
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    It's not like this pregnancy just happened and she popped a kid out today, it happened 9 months ago. Before him being traded here was even the beginning of a though. Relax.
     
    #56 Lynkx, Apr 21, 2010
  17. bigcotch

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    I don't know why his number at the combine was 9. By the looks of things, it should have been 12 1/2.
     
    #57 bigcotch, Apr 21, 2010
  18. neid92

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    Time to start betting on Cro if he has any more kids on vBookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl:
     
    #58 neid92, Apr 21, 2010
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    Wow. You really should have signed up with the name BigCrotch. Your obsession with another man's package is starting to creep me out. You and Cakes should collaborate. It'll be dick and ass all day long.
     
    #59 ........, Apr 21, 2010
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    You know he's just fathering a small, athletic special forces team that he'll use to install himself as dictator of the tri-state area. I, for one, welcome our future, ultra-fertile emperor.
     
    #60 CatoTheElder, Apr 21, 2010
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