It sickens me to hear that name on this team. So I'm proposing burying the name "Jason Taylor" for good and turning the page in the book. The man is a JET. We need to give him a new name. A new identity. A clean slate. Jason Taylor was the past and is no more. That person is dead to us. He will be known as ________ Nickname Suggestions? Official burial date is set for Saturday April 24th 2010 7 PM.
Jason Taylor Swift. Get it? Because he's fast AKA swift but.....also like.....a frail girl....who.... Fuck, I suck.