'Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it? Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake. Like on the seventh day God looked down, "There it is. My Creation; perfect and holy in all ways. Now I can rest. Oh, my Me! I left fuckin' pot everywhere. I should never have smoked that joint on the third day. Hehe, that was the day I created the platypus. Hehe. But if I leave pot everywhere that's gonna give people the impression they're supposed to...use it. Now I have to create Republicans." "...and God wept", I believe is the next part of that story.'
On the seventh day God rested by smoking a doobie ordering chinese food and watching the first 3 seasons of growing pains. And it was good. Mark 4: 20
