ALL HAIL THE ALL MIGHTY FOR THY NAME IS REVIS CHRIST and on the 4th day of the 3rd month thy god Tannenbaum opened the skies speaking to Revis Christ and his disciple Rex, and Tanny spoke: for your work i shalt bestow the cro. And behold in front of Revis and Rex stood a CRO. Rex turned to Tanny and spoke: YOUR THE MOTHERFUCKIN MAN LETS GET THIS SHIT ON THE ROAD and thou mastermind Rex crafted with Revis and Cro for 2010...and the super bowl REVIS CHRIST PRAISE BE HIS NAME!!!
because faith is eternal my son. You really think the Darrelle Revis House of Worship closes down in the offseason? When Revis stops working, then we stop working.
*kneels to pray* Lord Revis, thank you for sending one of your disciples down to govern the right side of the defensive backfield in 2010. Prayers have been sent, and you've responded in spades. Praise be almighty....your congregation is eternally grateful. Please bless the new chosen one with the fierce tackling ability, top notch coverage skill and desire that you yourself express every Sunday....in Revis name, I pray. much love (no homo), MB
As much as Cro will improve playing with Revis I can see Revis improving too. Both are very talented and can compete with eachother. Revis might also see more throws and rack up the int. Revis 12 int. Cro 6 int.
For next season I want to make a picture of Revis Island and then a ship going around it with Cromartie in the "crows" nest. Then have all the receivers Revis faced on the island and the ones Cro faced on the boat or maybe with a head looking out a window on the boat.
Praise be...*stunned* No praise for Revis Christ today? Have we forgotten all the bounties Revis Christ provided us with (6 picks, 1 pick six, 31 PDs)???
I'm sure this has been posted, but Revis' 2010 hit-list includes such victims as Moss, Boldin, Ochocinco, Jennings, Rice, Andre Johnson, Calvin Johnson, Ward, and Marshall.
I honestly think that's a lot easier than last year. Aside from Marshall and the Johnson beasts, all those guys are 'slouches.'
