Rex Had Lap-Band Surgery

hopefully good for rex... i would imagine rex could stretch that thing out in a couple days.

then again he may lose 200 and then look like a sailboat sail with all the extra skin.

i think he should have gone on the biggest loser.

 

You could be a human glider. That would be sick.

 

I know a woman who had this procedure done. She was fat as hell before the surgery (not nearly as fat as Rex tho) and she lost a shitload of weight. I'm glad Rex got this done, we need this guy to be around as long as he can.

 

Happy to hear that he is taking care of himself. Nice for him to take control of this aspect of his life.

 

Usually very effective. I wish more fatties would get this done. We may all get in the elevator at the same time then.

 

Hey if Rex loses all that weight he should sell the extra skin for lampshades. Can you imagine having a Rex lampshade?

That would be serial killer awesome.

 

great news good luck rex!

 

Man i was hoping rex would be that coach to be the fat coach curse........

but hey on the real good for him.... i am glad to see him on the right direction

 

well...he's not taking care of himself at all. that's the problem. but i hope this helps him.

 

I just hope that this doesnt effect him mentally. Things like this require a HARDCORE change in diet, and shit like that effects all the chemicals in your brain and everything.

Glad hes trying to lose some pounds, but this aint the way to do it. Eitherway gotta hope he comes out of it the same man while getting healthier.

 

Rexy is losing his sexy

 

the only thing that scares me is those arnt always safe. my friends mom go that done and she was very obese and now she is so skinny but she also has been in the hospital several times and almost died twice do to complications with it....but i hope it works and rex can get healthy. just hopes he doesnt lose too much the belly is what makes rex rex lol

 

Remember what happened the last time we had a HC to lose weight during the offseason? So do I, stay fat Rex, stay fat!

 

Rex's tummy was soooo large they had to use Mangold's sister's garter belt.

 

My 6-year old daughter won't know what to do when the Jets are on. Her favorite thing to do is wait for a shot of Rex to come on and say...."there is the fat guy".

 

My girlfriends mother had this done and she died. I know the chances are slim, but its still not all that safe.

 

He's not going to be so jolly any more, every time he tries to take another bite of pizza he's going to feel like he's about to hurl