The Original Cesspool

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by Scikotic, Nov 22, 2009.

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Who contributes the most to this heap of shit thread?

  1. Jtrain

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  2. Tanknyc

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  3. firemanedjr

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  4. TurktheJetFan

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  5. I love Beer

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  6. Is this the new trash talking forum?

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  1. jetzIII

    jetzIII New Member

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    PLEASE!!!.
    My kid is 10 and hears more shit that comes out of my mouth watching a Jet game
     
  2. JetRizing89

    JetRizing89 Well-Known Member

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    Genius way to circumvent ufa

    Sign a player to the vet minimum then 15 mins after it's final give him a huge extension
     
  3. nyjetsrule

    nyjetsrule Active Member

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    somehow I seriously doubt that would be allowed by the league....
     
  4. fozzi58

    fozzi58 Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to the cesspool.
     
  5. penny10jet

    penny10jet New Member

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    I find myself reading the Jets Forum Cesspool thread all the time. I find it hilarious. Keep em coming TGGers
     
  6. Jets n Boys

    Jets n Boys Banned

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    Wow. You just found the perfect loophole. How can we ever repay you now? Nobody thought of this. You are a genius.

    BTW, there is that clause that you can not give more than a 30% raise in each of the subsequent years. Im sure u knew that, and just didn't catch your attention.
     
  7. 624

    624 Banned

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    How are you not a GM yet?????
     
  8. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    holy shit! you're a fucking genius. all these intelligent, experience and knowledgeable GM's in the league and not a one figured this out.

    I don't know what you do for a living, but start sending out your resume, because clearly you should be working in some teams front office.
     
  9. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    The cesspool says hello to your idea. Lets hope we have to put an APB on your next one.
     
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    I think they're trying to recruit fans who can spell.
     
  11. glightning

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    Funny stuff!
     
  12. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Maybe they can sign him, fire him, let him collect unemployment and have him volunteer after.

    He can use that as a tax write off, and since "the player" commands such high salary that would be a huge write off.
     
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  13. Nickel Defense

    Nickel Defense New Member

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    This is good reading for a lazy Tuesday night.
     
  14. KyMon7

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    Or a lazy Wednesday night
     
  15. Nickel Defense

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    Bob Costas is working the Just For Men a little too hard now a days...
     
  16. Satire?

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    Jets Forum Cesspool

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  17. jtrain

    jtrain Active Member

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    Jtrain is on to something

    Rumors has it oakland wants david harris and a pick....but knowing al davis he'll likely bite on cotchery and some picks....
    I say give them Cotchery, 1st pick 2010, 1st pick 2011....receive Nnamdi (cb need) and oakland's 2nd round pick in 2010 or 2011 (WR need)
    trade Rhodes to Giants for Osi Umenyora (DE need)
    Trade 6th round pick to the Pats for Adalius Thomas
    Pick up antrel rolle (safety need) to fill the hole for Rhodes and we are good to go.

    breakdown

    Oakland- Cotchery and 1st rounders 2010 and 2011
    Jets- Nnamdi Asomugha and 2nd round pick 2010 or 2011

    Giants- Kerry Rhodes
    Jets- Osi Umenyiora

    Patriots- Jets 6th round 2011 pick
    Jets- Adalius Thomas

    Jets pick up Antrel Rolle in Free Agency

    Calvin Pace/David Harris/Adalius Thomas/Bart Scott
    Nnamdi Asomugha/Darrelle Revis
    Antrel Rolle/Jim Leonard
    Sean Ellis/Kris Jenkins/Osi Umenyora


    Some may say why give up two first rounders. I'll tell you why...our two first rounders are basically two early second round pics given the success we will have in the future....we receive oakland's second rounder which is the same as our first rounder because oakland will more than likely finish in the bottom of the league.

    Obviously a lot on the payroll. We will have to restructure contracts. being that it is an uncapped year we will pay players most of their contract money this season.

    example Nnamdi's contract= 3 year $45 million.
    restructure= 1st year 30 million 2nd year 7.5 mil 3rd year 7.5 mil

    Is this possible? I know so
     
  18. SixFeetDeep

    SixFeetDeep Red Hot Robbie Cano

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    youre on something alright....my guess is meth
     
  19. Milliner is your Mommy

    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    I said the other day I bet oakland would do 1st round pick and david harris for Aso. I love David though and that would put a big hole in our linebacker core.
     

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