Bucky Brooks (Worst ever) mock draft on NFL.com

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  1. Mambo9

    Mambo9 Well-Known Member

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    Mr. E and WW85... I think you should send your resume to NFL.com to become a draft guru there... because their job is just insane (ly bad)... I normally just laugh and change page when I see a bad mock draft but this is BAD and it's on the front page of NFL.com... so i thought we could make fun of it a little.

    1. St. Louis Rams
    Ndamukong Suh, DT, Nebraska
    The battle for the top spot could come down to Gerald McCoy and Suh, despite the team's quarterback woes. While McCoy has his fair share of supporters within the building, Suh's dominant run skills make him the Rams' choice.

    2. Detroit Lions
    Gerald McCoy, DT, Oklahoma
    Landing a dominant interior rusher is not a bad consolation prize for the Lions.

    3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    Jason Pierre-Paul, DE, South Florida
    Coach Raheem Morris is desperate to find a difference-maker along the defensive line, and he opts for the most dynamic pass rusher available in the draft to key the Buccaneers' defensive resurgence.

    4. Washington Redskins
    Russell Okung, OT, Oklahoma State
    With Chris Samuels uncertain to return following his potential career-ending neck injury, Mike Shanahan tabs Okung to protect Jason Campbell's blindside.

    5. Kansas City Chiefs
    Trent Williams, OT, Oklahoma
    Williams spent his senior season manning the left side of the Sooners' line, but if the Chiefs take him here, coach Todd Haley will return him to his natural right tackle position.

    6. Seattle Seahawks
    Derrick Morgan, DE, Georgia Tech
    Pete Carroll immediately addresses the Seahawks' anemic pass rush by taking a dominant edge player with the team's top pick.



    7. Cleveland Browns
    Joe Haden, CB, Florida
    The Browns need to add star power in the back end of the secondary, and Haden gives them a top-flight corner to pair with CB Eric Wright.

    8. Oakland Raiders
    Anthony Davis, OT, Rutgers
    The ultra-athletic Davis answers the team's glaring weakness at offensive tackle.

    9. Buffalo Bills
    Bryan Bulaga, OT, Iowa
    Chan Gailey will think long and hard about taking QB Sam Bradford with this pick, but the team's woeful offensive line needs a franchise-caliber tackle on the left side.

    10. Jacksonville Jaguars
    Carlos Dunlap, DE, Florida
    After registering only 14 sacks, the Jaguars turn to Dunlap to upgrade their non-existent pass rush.

    11. Denver Broncos
    Dez Bryant, WR, Oklahoma State
    If the Broncos part ways with Brandon Marshall, it would create a huge void in the passing game, one that Bryant could fill.

    12. Miami Dolphins
    Sergio Kindle, OLB, Texas
    Joey Porter's eventual release and Jason Taylor's uncertain status makes acquiring a top-edge rusher like Kindle a must for the Dolphins.

    13. San Francisco 49ers
    Eric Berry, S, Tennessee
    Berry's ball-hawking skills are a welcome addition in the middle of the 49ers' emerging defense.

    14. Seattle Seahawks
    C.J. Spiller, RB, Clemson
    Spiller's speed and explosiveness gives the Seahawks a much-needed difference maker in the backfield to alleviate pressure on Matt Hasselbeck.



    15. N.Y. Giants
    Rolando McClain, LB, Alabama
    The release of Antonio Pierce creates a huge hole in the middle of the Giants defense. However, McClain's playmaking ability and leadership skills should fill the void created by the loss of the former defensive captain.

    16. San Francisco 49ers
    Mike Iupati, OG/OT, Idaho
    The former Vandal has shot up draft boards after dominating practices throughout the week at the Senior Bowl. With the versatility to move outside to right tackle, Iupati gives the 49ers a solid solution to their offensive line woes.

    17. Tennessee Titans
    Brian Price, DT, UCLA
    After watching his defense decline dramatically after the loss of Albert Haynesworth, Jeff Fisher adds the hard-working Price to to fortify the unit.

    18. Pittsburgh Steelers
    Terrence Cody, DT, Alabama
    Casey Hampton's impending free-agent status makes it imperative the Steelers find a replacement at nose tackle. While Cody's weight may concern some, there is no disputing his ability to control the point of attack in the middle.

    19. Atlanta Falcons
    Navorro Bowman, LB, Penn State
    Mike Smith needs a playmaker at the weak-side linebacker spot, and Bowman's athleticism makes him a perfect fit in the Falcons' scheme.

    20. Houston Texans
    Earl Thomas, S, Texas
    The Texans continue to add to an emerging defense by selecting Thomas with their top pick. The versatile ball hawk shows excellent range as a safety, but also possesses the athleticism to fill in at corner.

    22. New England Patriots
    Brandon Graham, OLB, Michigan
    Graham lacks the athleticism to play as a conventional 3-4 outside linebacker, but his outstanding pass rush skills make him an intriguing addition to the Patriots' lineup.

    23. Green Bay Packers
    Bruce Campbell, OT, Maryland
    The Packers' woes in pass protection will result in the team grabbing Campbell with its top pick. Although the former Terrapin is raw in some aspects, his potential makes him an attractive option at this point.

    24. Philadelphia Eagles
    Everson Griffen, DE, Southern California
    The Eagles defense is at its best when the pass rush is wreaking havoc on opponents. Griffen would give the team a young rusher with star potential to use opposite Trent Cole.

    25. Baltimore Ravens
    Arrelious Benn, WR, Illinois
    The Ravens need more weapons in the passing game for Joe Flacco to fulfill his potential. Benn fits the bill with his dynamic receiving skills.

    26. Arizona Cardinals
    Sam Bradford, QB, Oklahoma
    Matt Leinart is penciled in as the team's starter, but Ken Whisenhunt will bring in Bradford to compete for the starting job. If the signal-caller isn't there, a pass-rushing threat such as Ricky Sapp would be a welcome addition.

    27. Dallas Cowboys
    Taylor Mays, S, Southern California
    Jerry Jones finds it too difficult to pass on adding a talent like Mays to his defense.

    28. San Diego Chargers
    Jahvid Best, RB, California
    The swift playmaker from Cal steps into the Chargers' starting lineup on Day 1 to ignite a dormant rush attack.

    29. N.Y. Jets
    Kyle Wilson, CB, Boise State
    The instinctive corner has the savvy and athleticism to blossom in the Jets' aggressive scheme.


    30. Minnesota Vikings
    Dan Williams, DT, Tennessee
    Pat Williams is likely headed for retirement, so the Vikings opt for the rugged Dan Williams to fill his spot in the middle of the defense.

    31. Indianapolis Colts
    Jared Odrick, DT, Penn State
    The hardworking Odrick is an ideal fit as an interior player in the Colts' scheme, and his presence will help shore up the team's woes against the run.

    32. New Orleans Saints
    Sean Weatherspoon, LB, Missouri
    The loquacious Weatherspoon adds speed and athleticism to the Saints' linebacker corps.


    http://www.nfl.com/draft/story?id=09000d5d8166b4a7&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true

    I highlighted all the extremely questionable picks... not to mention Bradford at #26 and Clausen in the first round is a joke!

    I actually love the Jets pick :p
     
  2. Killeri9590

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    Wilson over Dan Williams?

    lol
     
  3. JCotchrocket

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    Bucky Brooks is the poor man's poor man.

    I don't think it's really that bad. McShay's was much worse. I think everyone wants to mock JPP at 3 because nobody's screaming "Called it! Called it!" about Tyson Jackson at 3 last year.

    ADDED: Give up next year's #1 if Berry is still there at #13, BTW.
     
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    I saw this, almost posted it.

    Isn't Kindle at 12 also pretty questionable?
     
  6. Killeri9590

    Killeri9590 Banned

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    If Eric Berry actually falls out of the top ten the Jets have to move up to get him
     
  7. Mr Electric

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    Mays to the Cowboys makes sense. Best to the Chargers doesn't. Sergio Kindle is probably a mid-second round prospect right now.

    Navorro Bowman should never, ever be drafted over Sean Weatherspoon.

    Mount Cody to the Steelers is possible. They need offensive linemen though.

    I think Carlos Dunlap is a top ten talent - I'm anxious to see him combine.

    Drafting a right tackle in the top five is arguably the most retarded thing I've ever heard from a draft analyst. Trent Williams blows too.

    Pierre-Paul could very well go in the top of the draft. The kid's physical freak.
     
  8. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    I don't have a problem with that.Cb is a much bigger need i.m.o.
     
  9. Vorrecht

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    Considering we can't exactly rely on Jenkins staying healthy for an entire season these days and NT is the most important position in a 34 defense it's a pretty close call there I think. I'd still go with the sure value in Wilson, however. BTW, right now it looks like Peppers could be going to the Patriots and possibly Porter could be going to the Cardinals so the odds of us having our pick at OLB are getting better.
     
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    Also, Mark Sanchez's odds of getting repeatedly crushed to death by Julius Peppers are getting better.

    I really hope Peppers doesn't end up in New England.
     
  11. WW85

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    I don't even have Trent Williams in my top 50.....one of the most overrated players in this draft.

    Washington & Buffalo aren't both going to pass on a QB. If one of the QBs falls out of the top 10....we may have an Aaron Rogers/Brady Quinn repeat. If I was St Louis, I'd trade up in rd 1....if a QB fell. Seattle's 2nd 1st rd could take a QB....so it could be moot.

    I have Spoon rising and possibly being a mid-rd 1 pick.

    McClain falling to the Giants would be divine intervention.

    IMO, Scott Pioli will draft defense in rd 1...McClain is a huge need.
     
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    I can see that a lot easier than others seem to be. Kindle just seems like a guy that will be a first rounder, just a lot going his way (size, exp playing end and LB, success of Orakpo last year).
     
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    Yeah, looks like Todd McShay's draft. That's not a good thing
     
  14. nyjetsrule

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    yeah If somehow Berry is sitting at 11, I feel like we need to do pretty much whatever it takes to go get him.

    you trade value people, would #29, Rhodes and next years #2 get it done? Because we just can't simply let a once in a generation talent that is Eric Berry go to Miami.... Oh and we sure as shit could use him too
     
  15. JetsUK

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    By far and away the best draft site out there is (IMHO) Ourlads - its the only one I really like and I think their analysis of prospects is very good (when compared to most).

    Having said that all mocks outside of the first one or two picks (and even then) are a total crapshoot and even the really bad ones (like this) are only likely to be a pick or two out from the really good ones.

    I remember last year how everyone "knew" the Bills were going to take a OT (Oher) and they didnt (much as they might regret that now), so nobody really knows shit when it comes to the draft and thats what is so exciting about it.
     
  16. BakerMaker

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    Someone really hates Notre Dame................

    No Clausen in round 1? LMFAO.
     
  17. Harpua

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    JPP has been hitting the top ten in several mocks of late so it would be no supprise. He's flying up most draft charts.

    I think Williams has passed Cody as the #1 NT and would make more sense to the Steelers. Teams are going to be scared off by the big guys lack of fitness.

    Dunlap has talent. I dissagree its top ten talent, but it would not shock me at all if some team takes him that high.

    I agree I don't see both QB's falling that far, but as Aaron Rodgers knows, once a QB falls out of the top ten its a free fall because most of the tems in the later half of the first have thier Franchise QB already.

    Its not as bad as your saying. It makes a few reaches, but for the most part is not horribly out of line.
     

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