Randy Couture and Jay Glazer to make a man of Gholston and other Jets!

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  1. brothermoose

    brothermoose Well-Known Member

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    The Ghost will NOT be cut this year. Book it.

     
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    I agree. I would like to see his hips downgraded from VERY to somewhat.
     
  3. JetsLookingforDWare

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    How would that make him more of a man?

    I think more Jets should enter this program. In fact, all the Jets should do it.
     
  4. Jett Jett

    Jett Jett New Member

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    I watched Jay Glazier on his show fighting. I didn't realize he was in such ridiculous shape.
     
  5. Jake

    Jake Well-Known Member

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    Not really. He underachieved for us considering his draft status and we let him walk because of it. I'd say Farrior is moreso a product of Dick LeBeau's scheme than anything else.
     
  6. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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    1. Stuff his vag

    2. Stitch balls around where the stuffed vag is.
     
  7. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    And he makes windows too. Really talented guy.
     
  8. yomega80

    yomega80 New Member

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    can we just put him in the ring with lesnar??
     
  9. Danny@ATL

    Danny@ATL New Member

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    Sell his contract to the UFC.
     
  10. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Or trade for Lesnar-


    He'd probably get more tackles in 1 game then the Ghost has had in his whole career.

    Trade for the Nightmare even, another Sanchez would be great.
     
  11. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Kerry Rhodes is going to be too busy posing for himself in the mirror this offseason to do something silly like this.
     
  12. Rictor33

    Rictor33 Active Member

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    Beat his ass and see how he responds.. No more waiting around for him to 'come into his own' .. It's time to beat him up and see if we can get him to fight back and I think this might be the perfect way to do it. Every competitive man (not so sure Gholston is a true competitor) is interested in learning to kick some ass. Hopefully Randy Couture can teach him how to be tough and how to not take shit.. Randy has made a living off being the underdog who basically out-worked and out-fought favored fighters.. Just look at the Vitor Belfort fight that put him on the map back in the day, no one expected Randy to win against a younger, faster opponent. But Randy used technique and aggression to basically outfight him..
     
  13. dcm1602

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    Id love to see this mmathletics training for the jets (like Gholston) on that HBO series Hard Knocks.

    Although this training should be way before training camp so thats highly unlikely
     
  14. fenwyr

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    It's not legal to do coke anymore.
     
  15. thejetsaddict

    thejetsaddict New Member

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    Good luck......Ghost was quoted saying recently that he is fine being a special teamer.......sounds like complacency to me. Maybe they can snap him out if though.
     
  16. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Coutoure: OK, Vernon, all you need to do is be incredibly good at being angry and want to hurt someone.
    Gholston: Like this? /stares at daisies.
    Coutoure: No, you really want to kill your opponent. You have to want to rip his heart out!
    Gholston: Like this? /pets kitten.
    Coutoure: Damn, you suck. /Gets knocked out by Brock Lesner.
    Glazer's Twitter: Jay Glazer breaks the following story: Jay Glazer is the first to report that Jay Glazer breaks the following story: Gholston sucks.
     
  17. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    It's called 20 million dollars in the bank. :eek:hmy:
     
  18. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  19. AlioTheFool

    AlioTheFool Spiveymaniac

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    Bwahahahahaha. Nice touch on the Twitter.
     
  20. The Uniform Bomber

    The Uniform Bomber Spivey's Agent

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    How in the world did they not pick up on this type of character in the pre-Draft interviews?
     

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