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  1. Green Lantern

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    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/for_more_ashley_see_KXo7dVlhaYeJrt9HobesxM

    Post sex columnist Ashley Dupre weighs in on today's AFC Championship game, in which the Jets face the Colts for a Super Bowl berth.

    Who is cuter -- Mark Sanchez or Peyton Manning?

    Mark Sanchez. Is that a trick question? Is he single? LOL. Call me!

    Is football a turn-on?

    Yes. There is something so sexy about a man and his game. Football appeals to the warrior in every guy. If his team wins, help your man enjoy the spoils of war by being a ravishing treasure. If his team loses, be there to comfort him and make him feel better. And it's very sexy to watch.


    What's the sexiest part of football?

    I think football is the sexiest sport out there. Hot sweaty men acting like beasts -- I mean, come on! It's so sexy to watch them act like animals.

    Halftime -- enough time for love?

    If the Jets are winning and the energy is up, yes, yes and yes! Always time for a quickie!

    How does one celebrate a playoff win?

    You don't! You should treat it like every other win. You don't play to win a playoff game; you play to win championships! When you raise that Vince Lombardi Trophy, that's when the celebration begins. Go to Disney World, LOL!

    Can you guarantee a Jet win?

    Why, yes, I guarantee victory. They have the No. 1 defense. Offense wins games, but defense wins championships. The Colts will be trapped on Revis Island!!! Shout-out to the die-hard Jet fans of Toms River, NJ. (That would be my brother Kyle and all of his friends.)

    Last words on the subject?

    J-E-T-S . . . JETS! JETS! JETS!
     
  2. DustinK

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    If the Jets are winning and the energy is up, yes, yes and yes! Always time for a quickie!
     
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    She sounds like she's on drugs or she's ADHD... in a blog...
     
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    These are the same girls that will sue you if you accidentally bump into them whil going out to a club... fuck these whores...
     
  5. Jersey Joe 67

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    They shoulda sent her to Peyton's hotel room last night to tire him out!
     
  6. Satire?

    Satire? Guest

    Try not being ugly next time.
     
  7. steves850

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    She's pretty hot too, saw her on Stern. And sex at halftime is a no, do not jinx anything.
     
  8. Mason

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    I hear that! :grin:
     
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    Damn it, I was going to make that joke.
     
  10. Dexter Morgan

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    If the Jets win, I will fuck a hooker.
     
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    Go to Disney World, LOL!
     
  12. Milliner is your Mommy

    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    will you make her wear green.
     
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    I nominate this for best thread title. Ever.
     
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    But Super Bowl head is not a jinx. Worked against the Pats when the Aints won!
     
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    Mambo9 Well-Known Member

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    Didn't happen to me :)

    My technique is actually the exact opposite... I always ask them if I'm bothering them ant that brings the success level to 70% :p

    But a friend of mine got kicked out of a club because a cocaine addicted bitch (really) started freaking out because he accidentally ran into her (clubs are crowded). Same bitch that made out with three different guys that night... I just can't stand them...
     
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    I dont mean to thread jack but your avatar is by far the best motivational poster EVER!! I laugh every time I see that .... the whole scene is so bizarre .. the story behind that picture is beyond imagination...
     
  18. gustoonarmy

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    Whats a quickie??
     
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    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    Anyone else kind of wish elliot spitzer would fuck them? I mean if it gets you a job writing for the NY times it might be worth 10 minutes of pretending to be somewhere else.
     
  20. Dexter Morgan

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    She'll wear green and I'll add the white.
     

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