Butthurt Fins fanboy masquerading as a journalist

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  1. Donttasemebro

    Donttasemebro Well-Known Member

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    xxedge72x 2018 Gang Green QB Guru Award Winner

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    That isn't "Lord Dolphinian" is it?
     
  3. firemanedjr

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    Well no shit you want to be able to pass the ball. That's like asking the Colts, "Hey, if you had Maurice Jones-Drew, you think you'd run more?" But you play to your team's strengths, and for the Jets, it's ground and pound football. Jesus, you'd think that's obvious to a fucking second grader.
     
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    They're trying to rationalize the Jets success as somehow being bad because it hurts us in free agency and we have a lower draft pick. They can't handle it.
     
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    First of all this article is stupid.

    Essentially his point is, Dolphin fans take comfort, all we need is Peyton Manning, Drew Brees or Brett Favre.
     
  7. Vorrecht

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    Man, I thought it was bad that we always bitch about our team. How about the Dolphins? They only take the cock out of their mouth long enough to bitch about another team that is ACTUALLY WINNING!!!
     
  8. Donttasemebro

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    anymore links like this? Dolfag tears make me giggle
     
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    Wah Well-Known Member

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    Any "journalist" that uses the term "LOL" in his article, deserves to be hung by his testicles and beaten with a stick.
     
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    Armondo has a bad case of penis envy.
     
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    Some "special" Phin fans are actually rooting for us so we get a lower draft pick, lol.

    I find it hard to believe they would want us to win the SB just to have the last pick in the draft. I guess if that helps them cope so be it.
     
  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Well, he is kind of a perverted version of what Cimini and Fatcessa do to get ratings. But instead of writing or talking with a slant against the team, he does it in the biggest homer way possible, because he knows that half, if not more, of his target local population is Jets fans, not Dolphins fans.
     
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    What delightful and acute insight. Have any more pearls of wisdom to share with us?
     
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    "Then they beat a flawed and wounded Cincinnati team in the first round of the playoffs and a San Diego team that had a wide receiver that could kick better than the kicker and a man who has never won a championship-caliber game as the head man."

    So Cinci and San Diego didn't belong in the play offs? What is he trying to say?...and if the Jets are so 'mediocre' these two teams should have had no trouble beating them.
     
  16. Andy_M

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    I got all the way to the third paragraph befor I clicked "X"

    ........hell of a journalist there..

    ....for an 8th grade rag....
     
  17. Andy_M

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    Nah....sounds about right for a Fish fan...........
     
  18. PJ4Ever

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    haha as a journalism major and former reporter i can say that is one of the worst articles i've ever seen.
     
  19. 85inthehall

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    wasn't the Dolphins blueprint the wildcat, ball control, short passing game, and limit turnovers?? They just didn't have the D
     
  20. Milliner is your Mommy

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    lol i love his anger. We are a mediocre team at 11-7 beating 2 playoff teams 1 who many considered the best team in the afc. His excuse for us beating the chargers was that coach has never won a big game. The comments are even more hysterical.
     

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