Superstitions

Holy crap when did i get to 4chan?

 

the night befor a big game, i always rub one out to the visions of jet flight attendants dancing in my head.

it's been a lot easier this year with a few cute ones on the roster....last year was a bitch

 

Use a dancing Rex Ryan instead, much easier.

 

I have to wear my Jets Fleece on game day.

My father has to wear his Leon Washington home jersey and a Jets construction helmet.

 

I was going to make a life-sized Rex Voodoo doll, but Macy's didn't carry enough material... :sad:

 

I was making a Peyton Manning voodoo doll, but I ran out after I made his forehead.... :sad:

 

Wore my Chrebet jersey the last 2 weeks so i'll go for 3 in a row.

 

I wore my Revis jersey Sunday so I'll do it again this Sunday.

 

whatever shit u have done before drop it ,and start some new shit this week ,old habits
aint for us jetfans ...

 

revis jerseys is ok :wink:

 

Been wearing the Revis jersey since Week 16 at Indy

so far so good

 

No Eric Smith? Racist. You must be a 5'7" white guy. lol

 

Got a Titans of New York shirt as a Christmas gift from my New York sugar momma that I thought was too small. She sent me another one that fit my fat ass. I have been wearing it to the last 2 games. Guess what...... Going to keep wearing it...... No I will not wash it! I also have my trusty matching hat.

Yes this is a veiled brag.

 

I got a new Jets T-shirt sent to me and forgot to wear it last week. At half time my wife asked why I didn't have it on, so I promptly put it on.

I repeated the exact same process for the Chargers game.

I hate superstitions yet here I preparing to do the same again this week.

 

I stopped wearing my Curtis Martin Jersey week 16. I also wear the same grey shirt, sit in the same chair and watch the same TV. Tried to switch TVs last weekend and after the 1st quarter went back to the old one. The rest is history.

The question is, do I drop all of this to go to the game this weekend or do I keep it up one more week?

 

Fuck it, go naked. If we lose, you know its not your fault :lol:

 

i went from LW then switched to no avail then back to LW...

i tie a Jets scarf around my head...been doin that since the Colts game (my ears were cold)...

i put a jets blanket on the floor in front of the TV an stand in a certain spot in the room son key plays (since the Colts game)

if it aint broke don't fix it

 

been wearing my jets sweatshirt for the last 3 weeks so I'm sticking with it

 

OK, so I realized every time I wear my Jets jersey and/or hat the Jets fuckin lose. This goes back a few years I don't always wear my jersey but the few times I would wear it they'd lose. This season I bought a Jets hat and wore it for 3 games (Jacksonville, @New England, Atlanta). So, for the wildcard game I didnt wear any Jets colors. I wore a brown t-shirt and watched the game at a bar. Jets win. Day after the game I shaved. Next game, I coincidentally wore the same shirt and again watched the game at a bar. Jets win. I shaved yesterday.

This Sunday, gonna keep up the routine since it's been working