Rivers talking trash

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by GreenMachine, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. guinness77

    guinness77 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2008
    Messages:
    3,653
    Likes Received:
    0
    I'm 6-foot-7. Considering some of the logic I've read here the last couple of days, why the hell ain't I a WR in the NFL? I could jump over Revis.
     
  2. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2007
    Messages:
    22,432
    Likes Received:
    3
    You could jump over the crossbar and block field goals from coming through!!

    CALL MIKE WESTHOFF IMMEDIATELY.
     
  3. TurkJetFan

    TurkJetFan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2002
    Messages:
    12,466
    Likes Received:
    2,234
    hmm thats an interesting special teams strategy i'm surprised has never been explored
     
  4. guinness77

    guinness77 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2008
    Messages:
    3,653
    Likes Received:
    0
    You got his number, bro? I'm not doing anything on Sunday and would love to be there. For all the Charger fans in the house: I'm 6-7, about 220 pounds. So...FUCK VINCENT JACKSON. I could jump over his head. And I could run a better route than him, so suck it.
     
  5. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2006
    Messages:
    11,429
    Likes Received:
    1
    Fucking aye lets sign Shaq. He is 7 foot. Hell that lazy fuck can just reach up with one hand and catch any ball. Make it happen Tannenbaum
     
  6. guinness77

    guinness77 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2008
    Messages:
    3,653
    Likes Received:
    0
    Fuck that. Two guys Manute Bol and Shawn Bradley.

    Whatcha gonna do San Diego, when tallness runs wild all over you, BROTHA??
     
  7. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2007
    Messages:
    22,432
    Likes Received:
    3
    Can we get Yao Ming to count "1 missipi, 2 missipi,...." in front of rivers?
     
  8. guinness77

    guinness77 Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2008
    Messages:
    3,653
    Likes Received:
    0
    He might hurt his foot doing that.

    In other news, I may have Jackson by 2 inches, but he's got me by 10 pounds, and he's exactly 6 years younger than me. (Odd stat: we're both born on Jan. 14). I still say I could jump over his ass. According to San Diego logic though, I think the 2 inches and the 10 lbs. even each other out. I could still make the Pro Bowl as like a second alternate though, right?
     
    #28 guinness77, Jan 15, 2010
    Last edited: Jan 15, 2010
  9. jets_fan_in_fishtown

    jets_fan_in_fishtown Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 6, 2009
    Messages:
    3,393
    Likes Received:
    0
    this post is amazing
     
  10. sdbound

    sdbound New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2010
    Messages:
    47
    Likes Received:
    0
    Here is Rivers in his own words,
    chargers.com/media-vault/videos/Philip-Rivers/45a1c540-9689-4ef9-970f-718cd2e15a60
     
  11. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2007
    Messages:
    22,432
    Likes Received:
    3
    thanks, I can't sleep so I decided to stop acting nice to our guests.
     
  12. jetsflyinginjersey

    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2009
    Messages:
    179
    Likes Received:
    0
    First defensive series we better plant this mother fucker in the dirt. Set the tone early on this prissy bitch.
     
  13. GTechSuperChargerFan

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2010
    Messages:
    108
    Likes Received:
    0
    And Sanchez is such a class act...cuz team leaders ALWAYS eat hot dogs on the sidelines of a blowout.

    Delusions of grandeur. It's going to be funny to come back here and see the barking dogs here whimpering. You'll probably blame it all on the refs, or the sun, or the Charger Girls distracting the players.
     
  14. sdbound

    sdbound New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2010
    Messages:
    47
    Likes Received:
    0
    Here, this should help you sleep.

    nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d8143855f/WK-10-Philip-Rivers-highlights
     
  15. GTechSuperChargerFan

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2010
    Messages:
    108
    Likes Received:
    0
    With your fearsome pass rush that ranked BELOW the Chargers paltry defense in sacks...good luck there cowboy.
     
  16. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2007
    Messages:
    22,432
    Likes Received:
    3
    Chad Johnson ate pretzels on the sidelines once, but he's not a QB in New York.

    When the Jets lose, I'll know its because they played a better team.
     
  17. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2007
    Messages:
    22,432
    Likes Received:
    3
    you want some Revis highlights?
     
  18. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2007
    Messages:
    22,432
    Likes Received:
    3
    sacks mean everything.

    Learn the word "pressures"
     
  19. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2004
    Messages:
    15,188
    Likes Received:
    3
    As underdogs, we don't need an excuse.

    And the quotes that started this thread were clearly out of context.
     
    #39 BadgerOnLSD, Jan 15, 2010
    Last edited: Jan 15, 2010
  20. GTechSuperChargerFan

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2010
    Messages:
    108
    Likes Received:
    0
    When any team loses, they lost to a better team. There are no excuses.

    OchoZero is the anithesis of a classy player. Any comparison to him is like comparing either of our teams to the Detroit Lions.

    Rivers and Co. have been about as respectful and cliche and boring as just about anyone could be regarding the Jets these last few weeks. I have no clue where these BS "quotes" are coming from. Heavily paraphrased I am sure.

    It's nice to try to start some rivalry between these teams, but, let's be honest, there's really no hate between these two teams. We hardly ever see each other it seems. Usually we're rooting for you guys to beat the goddamn Pats.
     

Share This Page