Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

This needs to be a sig.

 

incredible ownage!

 

^^That gif is fucking excellent.

Someone should come up with a gif of his interception from tonight. It's certainly deserving; his coverage on the play was absolutely beautiful.

 

Yeah, what is a quarter-chode?

I thought a chode was the bit between your...um... scrotum and your anus

 

No, I think that's the perineum/taint/gooch. A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long (tuna can). SFD used it to mean erection though.

 

When I got my first piercing, my friend and I were looking in the book, and it was called a Guiche piercing. We had fun with that word for a while. Good times.:beer:

Didn't know about the chode...cool.:lol:

 

I just checked urban dictionary and there seems to be plenty of support for both meanings. So I'll accept in this case SFD was referring to the 'tuna can' definition. These minor details are very important. Good to clear it up.

Carry on the worship

 

:rofl: How appropriate to have a taint discussion at intermission... :rofl:

 

Also known as a 'biffin' or 'biffin bridge' FYI

 

NOchocinco is the latest victim, on national TV.. all hail...

 

Two weeks in a row.

 

dont be jealous of my thick yet short man pole. and i was quoting funny people im no jonny d.

 

Revis Saves!

 

Look at this nonsense, a long discussion about the Revis vs. Chad battle, about half of them understand that Revis shut him down but the other half is convinced Chad was open a lot and Palmer was just off.

They all think Revis cheats and does PI on every play, I don't think they understand the 5 yards from the line of scrimmage rule.

http://boards.bengals.com/showthread.php?t=60983

 

Revis is so good, it really does seem like he's cheating. Then you watch the replay, and he really is just that good.

 

So much so, he paid the refs to call fake penalties on him, to make people think he's mortal.

 

So that's how he does it...

 

Ocho Cinco is silent. He's twittering but hasn't even gave Revis any credit. He was talking so much crap a few weeks ago about how Revis couldn't cover him. Before last week he said Revis didn't shut him down because of the field, lol.

What's annoying is that if Ocho ever got a TD on Revis and the Bengals won he would be rubbing it in so much. Revis is acting like a pro, not even tweeting anything in regard to Ocho.

 

There's been another crash onto Revis Island.



This man is unlikely to be found for a full week.

 

"VJ is also the second most physical wideout in the league to Wines Hard, and he doesn't need to play dirty to get that billing, either.

Revis will get worn out in the first half, and VJ will start to shine in the second. I have seen this script play out against Asomugha, and I fear him quite a bit more than Revis."

-Chargers Board http://bolttalk.net/forums/showthread.php?t=21180&page=3