ripping seats out

Assholes.

It's cool if we do it though.

 

if the jets lose this game its going to be a warzone

 

i tried this at the third-to-last game at shea stadium and ended up spending a very pleasant night in a precinct in queens.

 

if anyone exits with a stadium seat i will pay you $250 for it.

 

I can't see that happening but they are selling pairs for $500.

 

^^^^ i only want one seat. if i bolt two seats to my living room floor then i have to listen to mrs footballgod yacking about whatever all game long.

 

Its very easy. It was on Craigslist. "Jets fan in Texas looking for local Cub Scouts".

 

It's just a seat. But if it's worth an arrest to you, go for it.

 

I got called in Regina, Saskatchewan Canada, I also don't know how they got my number

 

Stealing a seat means you have farts, puke and diarrhea from the past 30 years

 

..and tears

 

What would I want with a red seat?

 

Exactly. Not worth a larceny conviction over, even if it was green. What people don't understand who are even thinking about this is, exactly how are you gonna get the seat out of the stadium without being tackled by security at the gate? They've got heavy State Police presence at the gates also.

So now they not only cuff you and throw you in the back of the police car, they charge you with attempted theft, trump up a "resisting arrest" charge and pile on "public intoxication" on top of it. The Jets get your name and cancel your tickets for 2010 because you broke the rules and now you not only have a police record, you don't have season tikckets for next year, all for a fucking lousy red Giants seat. I don't get it.

 

So your are saying if you are already a drunk, have a criminal record, and did not get a PSL for next season, go for it!!!!!

The seat still will be red though......

I'm going for a soap dispenser. Easier to hide. :lol:

 

That's exactly what I'm saying. Rip the fucking thing out and extend your wrists to the state police at the turnstile.

 

There is no chance you can get a seat out it bolted down to cement. It would take a very long time and tools even then it wont work

 

i hope some idiot does give it a shot though. It would be fun to read about. Why anybody would try to steal those crummy seats is bizzarre to begin with. Crappy red plastic seat from a boring, ugly multi-purpose stadium that needs to be levelled. But I do hope that some drunken idiot goes for it because it would be fun to hear about afterwards.

 

On second though I might be dodging too many flaming towels to worry about breaking off a souvenir.

 

Didn't you guys hear? The first 70,000 people to enter the dtadium get to leave with their seat.

 

or wait a week after the seaon ends and go to the land fill and get as many as you want for free