Let's bury the 2009 SOJ next week

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  1. DeathByJets

    DeathByJets Well-Known Member

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    As someone who dabbles in the dark arts now and then, I smell an SOJ setup.

    - Every domino that needed to fall in the early games fell
    - The Jets played it close against the best team in the NFL
    - The Colts pull their starters...we win
    - Next week is a win-and-your-in on national TV game

    As an SOJ historian, this has all the earmarks of a disaster for the ages. While I haven't been hellbent on the playoffs this year.....when it is within your grasp with one game to play, you've got to put it away. This year we've seen the inexplicable Buffalo loss (rushing for 300 yards and 5 INTs), the meltdown in Miami, the special teams implosion in Jets-Miami Part Deux, the Jacksonville collapse, and the how-not-to-kick-a-FG clinic against Atlanta. To add one more calamity next week against a Bengals team that has nothing to play for will put this season into legendary SOJ status.

    However, all of this year's nightmares can be washed away with a win next week. I don't expect us to make a serious run in the playoffs, but a post-season appearance will do a lot of good for both Ryan and Sanchez. The team needs it and the long suffering fans need it.

    Now is the time to put a stake in the heart of the 2009 Same Old Jets. I'm sure they'll return from the dead at some point, but it is time put them into hibernation. Give us something to hold on to until next year. Make it so!

    DBJ
     
    #1 DeathByJets, Dec 27, 2009
  2. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    It's all a plot.
     
    #2 Br4d, Dec 27, 2009
  3. SixFeetDeep

    SixFeetDeep Red Hot Robbie Cano

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    enough with this fucking phrase....im tired of hearing it
     
    #3 SixFeetDeep, Dec 27, 2009
  4. whatacotch

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    great post dbj. i was saying to my friends that this has the set-up for a classic disaster.
     
    #4 whatacotch, Dec 27, 2009
  5. Sundayjack

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    I used to love when Herm would riff on SOJ. Once, he even worked in SOTBB into it. Talked about walking into Tampa with Tony Dungy and putting on "those popsicle suits." Man, I miss his speechifying.
     
    #5 Sundayjack, Dec 27, 2009
  6. The Notorious J.E.T.S

    The Notorious J.E.T.S Well-Known Member

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    New York Jets = Superbowl XLV Champions!
     
    #6 The Notorious J.E.T.S, Dec 27, 2009
  7. nyjcanada

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    haha well done, don't hold your breath.
     
    #7 nyjcanada, Dec 27, 2009
  8. Miamipuck

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    Not me..........good riddance.
     
    #8 Miamipuck, Dec 27, 2009
  9. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    If the jets are simply outplayed it's not SOJ. If beyond odd shit goes on, have at it.

    Let's get the win next week.
     
    #9 NDmick, Dec 27, 2009
  10. DBWarren23

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    If we SOJ against the Bungles, the biggest failchize in the NFL, we are the lowest of the low of NFL teams.

    Seriously if we outfail the Bungles, its hopeless.
     
    #10 DBWarren23, Dec 27, 2009
  11. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    Lets do it!
     
    #11 The Dark Knight, Dec 27, 2009
  12. firemanedjr

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    Dude, I'm changing it to Failchez, and making it the new nickname for our starting QB.
     
    #12 firemanedjr, Dec 27, 2009
  13. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Rookie QB who lost 3 games for this team can't be failchez.
     
    #13 NDmick, Dec 27, 2009
  14. Penning10toColes

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    The one reason I think we might win is because the fanbase is so convinced we won't. Not that there isn't genuine hope, but our collective guard is up, I feel.
     
    #14 Penning10toColes, Dec 27, 2009
  15. firemanedjr

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    I know, but I like the way it sounds when I wish to express displeasure.
     
    #15 firemanedjr, Dec 27, 2009
  16. Talisman

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    I don't get it....Failchize doesn't rhyme with Eli or Manning.....
     
    #16 Talisman, Dec 27, 2009
  17. firemanedjr

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    I don't get it.
     
    #17 firemanedjr, Dec 27, 2009
  18. Talisman

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    #18 Talisman, Dec 27, 2009
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    #19 firemanedjr, Dec 27, 2009
  20. HardHitta

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    Well then are fucking team better do something to change that or your just going to hear it more from numerous fans and football people. We win and everybody shuts the fuck up.

    Good read DBJ
     
    #20 HardHitta, Dec 27, 2009
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