What did everybody get for Christmas- Jets Related?

Worst Jets Christmas ever for me. Haha my uncle got me Jets Pencils with Jets erasers and my dad got me a deck of Jets playing cards. THATS IT! :sad:

 

hahahaha no.

 

My six year old got me a Jets licence plate frame from his school store. He was so pumped to give it to me.

 

No idea how she managed it, but my fianc?e got me this book, which will be a great way to introduce my son to the team when he's a little bit older.

 

I'll explain it to you (and use small words) since you didn't understand but everyone else did--if you read the whole thread (and it wasn't very long) it was a Christmas card wishing success to all jets fans in 2010--I used an analogy from my job and one from my wife's job. Probably too complicated for you. I'll keep it simplified just for you next time.

 

Strange. But whatever. Where's all the god like salutations at the end of this post?

BTW, I work for the railroad, don't get hit by a fucking train.

 

More keep rolling in ...Jets slippers, Lounge pants, santa hat, bottle opener and a body pillow. Very jets christmas!

 

jets slippers (that were 2 sizes too small so got to take em back)
jets beanie
and the best gift ever...2 tickets to the Jets vs Bengals game Jan 3rd!!!
also got a book baltimore to broadway about the jets SB III win. cant wait to read it.

awesome xmas

 

I almost bought a Jets Spatula for my cousin haha.

 

an ulcer...

 

That is Jets related.

 

i got my dad a jets hoodie that says "die hard jets fan, leave me alone its football season" and one sleeve says "bleed" and the other says "green"

and my dad got me a digital jets scoreboard for the wall that shows time date and temperature.

 

Oooh I want that!

I got this a few years ago, it has a DVD with it. "Joe and the Magic Bean" is on it.

 

Is there anything they don't put the Jets logo on?

 

Lombardi Trophies.

 

I spell God with a capital G. Not surprised you don't.

 

Nothing Jets-specific this year
But I did get a kelly-green Adidas track suit.

 

Upon further review...

That Jet cap turned out to be a Met cap. I saw my brother-in-law unwrap his and it was a Colts cap (yeah, one of us is gonna hear a lot of shit today) so I just opened mine and put it on, assuming it was the Jets (it was black, so).

However, I also originally forgot that I got the Namath autobiography, so I got something Jetsy after all.

Anyway, the antidepressants seem to be helping, so ya know, that's good and all. I've found that vicodin makes them more effective also...and snacks.

:jets:

 

We all got some fucking gifts today.

 

A meaningful football game in January.