Does anyone else think the Revis Christ thing is a little much?

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  1. GreenMachine

    GreenMachine KCCO
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    I can see the conversation now:

    God: What's going on on earth today?

    God's Secretary: Well, there is an 18 year old Marine about to be blown up by an IED.

    God: BORING.

    GS: How about a 5 year old girl dying a painful death from cancer?

    God:     Yawn

    GS: Oh No. A 70 year old lady is about to be raped.

    God:     Next

    GS: well we do have these Jets fans who noticed Jesus rhymes with revis...

    God: SMITE THEM!!!! SMITE THEM ALL!!!
     
    #81 GreenMachine, Dec 15, 2009
  2. GBA

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    No, that definitely makes a lot more sense.
     
    #82 GBA, Dec 15, 2009
  3. winstonbiggs

    winstonbiggs 2008/2009 TGG Bill Parcells "Most Respected" Award

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    Speaking of offensive how about them Redskins.
     
    #83 winstonbiggs, Dec 15, 2009
  4. Red Menace

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    This explanation is appropriate:

    The U.S. Office of Management and Budget currently defines "Hispanic or Latino" as "a person of Mexican, Puerto Rican, Cuban, South or Central American, or other Spanish culture or origin, regardless of race".[13] This definition excludes people of Portuguese origins, such as Portuguese Americans or Brazilian Americans. :jets::up:
     
    #84 Red Menace, Dec 15, 2009
  5. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    :lol: me and my roomate are laughing our asses off at this post. well done.
     
    #85 ukilledkenny, Dec 15, 2009
  6. Red Menace

    Red Menace Well-Known Member

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    I love this forum!!!!! :beer::up::jets:
     
    #86 Red Menace, Dec 15, 2009
  7. winstonbiggs

    winstonbiggs 2008/2009 TGG Bill Parcells "Most Respected" Award

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    I wonder how the Mexican Office of Management and Budget currently defines a "Gringo"?
     
    #87 winstonbiggs, Dec 15, 2009
  8. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Freeman McNeil.
     
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  9. GreenMachine

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    Is Eric Smith black or white?
     
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  10. winstonbiggs

    winstonbiggs 2008/2009 TGG Bill Parcells "Most Respected" Award

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    Not sure but it's middle name is Pat.
     
    #90 winstonbiggs, Dec 15, 2009
  11. Dierking

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    If only Jerald Sowell were still around, we'd have the entire holy trinity on the roster. And still miss the playoffs.
     
    #91 Dierking, Dec 15, 2009
  12. BadgerOnLSD

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    Go to a Vikings forum and complain about Purple Jesus.
     
    #92 BadgerOnLSD, Dec 15, 2009
  13. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    You make an adulterous point.
     
    #93 CatoTheElder, Dec 15, 2009
  14. Yisman

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    ...

    Is that when you score with someone who is not your wife?
     
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    Dude was hungry. I'd be pissed too.
     
    #95 DbaJets, Dec 15, 2009
  16. sunnygs97

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    yo let me ask you guys something.......

    do you throw on revis island?
     
    #96 sunnygs97, Dec 15, 2009
  17. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    here's my take on it.whenever i'm watching the game and i say "jesus,we need a t.o."nothing happens.howevere when i say"revis,we need a t.o."i hear "jets ball!" so there you go.
     
    #97 FJF, Dec 15, 2009
  18. sunnygs97

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    i'd like to see jesus cover T.O. in his sandals and shit
     
    #98 sunnygs97, Dec 15, 2009
  19. AbdulSalam

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    Comparing Revis to JC is ridiculous.
     
    #99 AbdulSalam, Dec 15, 2009
  20. ollie

    ollie Right Wing NutJob

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    I didn't read it but now I know why you have a thread in trash talking dedicated to you

    Praise Revis Christ
     
    #100 ollie, Dec 15, 2009
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