Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

He had that nickname in college too, he responded that in a tweet I told to him about Revis Christ.

I saw some pic with college students pointing to that too-

 

I have decided to celebrate Revismas this year. Society hasn't screwed that up, yet. Wine flavored snow will fall in our last game of the year. And, he will part Gholston's red C.

 

Dont know if anyone caught SNL this past weekend Slight error occured. Seth Meyers said "Tom Brady and Gisele Bunchend welcomed a new baby boy this week and as always Randy moss was there to make the catch" What he meant to say was "...and as always Darrelle Revis was there to intercept the baby"

 

Praise be to JESUS Christ, who has blessed Revis with the ability to cover receivers like glue!

 

Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who blessed Revis with his noodly appendage.

 

Chad?

(no, I get the reference)

 

Blasphemy!

 

Revis intercepted the sins of all Jets and Jet fans, (Namath) to set us free and lead us to the promise land.

 

Since I don't have a favorite Jet right now, I have decided to adopt the ways and teachings of Revis Christ.

May I be accepted into his Coverage?

 

I'm not gonna lie, I like Revis Island a lot better than Revis Christ.

 

Who do you think Revis Island is ruled by and who created it?


The Almighty Revis Christ!

 

Honestly, that's the first thing I thought when I typed that.

 

I'm sorry, but where does Revis Island come from? I don't get the joke.

 

its not a joke, the announcers gaver it to him.

 

Revis Christ facts

If you have five dollars and Revis Christ has five dollars, Revis Christ has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Revis Christ's computer. Revis Christ is always in control.

Apple pays Revis Christ 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Revis Christ can sneeze with his eyes open.

Revis Christ can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Revis Christ is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Revis Christ destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Revis Christ can kill two stones with one bird.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Revis Christ.

Revis Christ doesn't sleep. He waits.

Revis Christ doesn't study film. He stares it down until he gets the information he wants.

 

please, no more chuck norris jokes translated to revis christ.

 

The myspace one is appropriate. But he definitely needs some originals.

 

Someone tweeted this link to Revis, I wonder how he'll take it????


I searched Revis24 and found a tweet that linked to this thread.