Cause he's only 23 and us old farts wish we were still 23... EDIT: Then again, I'm not that old compared to guys who were WATCHING SuperBowl III while I was still swimmin in my daddy's ballsack...
All day. If LeBron ever winds up on a team with a GM as good as Jerry Krause, LeBron will win six straight. Plus, after the summer camp tape incident and Jordan's HOF acceptance speech, we now know that both are equally fucking petty!