If I were Woody Johnson

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  1. GreenMachine

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    I know there is a 6 page thread about hot-dog gate, but...


    Woody should have a hot dog give away on Sunday. 1 Free hot dog to every fan in attendance.

    I mean if Al Davis can give away 1 free interception from JaMarcuss Russel every game, why not.
     
  2. joykilla

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    haha that would be awesome
     
  3. sunnygs97

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    lmao :rofl:
     
  4. BadgerOnLSD

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    That would be awesome, and somehow it would help me hate Woody a little less.
     
  5. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    lol

    I tweeted your idea to Woody Johnson, Rhodes, Sanchez, Mangold and Keller.
     
  6. SydneyDon

    SydneyDon 2008/2009 TGG The Green Card "International Poster

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    If some hotdog company hasn't already climbed all over this opportunity I'd be shocked.

    Good stuff GM
     
  7. jetsyankeesfan6

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    I heard that Sanchez is going to be the lead in the next oscar meyer commercial. :smile:
     
  8. All Star

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    Hot Dogs do Cost about $5

    So 50,000x5 = $250,000

    No way in hell.
     
  9. BadgerOnLSD

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    He'll make it back with just a handful of PSLs.

    *thinks for a second*

    Hot dogs DO NOT actually cost $5 to make. No fuckin' way.
     
  10. WhiteShoeWillis

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    haha

    Hot dogs cost $5???
    :beer:
     
  11. MurrellMartin

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    I'm 110% down with this idea.
     
  12. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Do you think it costs anywhere near what they charge for anything in that stadium to make it?
     
  13. All Star

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    It does not cost $5 to make each hot dog, but they lose $5 on what they would have sold with every hot dog given away, it's opportunity cost.
     
  14. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    Not if they used cheaper hot dogs, which they most certainly would.
     
  15. All Star

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    It's not about cost of production, it's about how much profit would be lost by not selling the hot dogs instead.
     
  16. Green Hurricane

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    That's assuming everyone would buy a hot dog. I think that the pub over this hot dog giveaway, ESPECIALLY when you mix it in with some sort of endorsement from a Hot Dog company, will more than make up for the money on lost hot dog sales.


    On a related note, If I were Woody Johnson, I would laugh because both of my names can refer to the penis.
     
  17. Tolan

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    we all know that ANYTHING given out for free at the meadowlands eventually gets thrown as far as possible in the general direction of the field, usually in the form of an airplane, I for one do not want it to rain hotdogs on sunday.

    Edit: Although hotdog airplanes would be awesome to see.
     
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    god damn... since when did TGG turn in to Microeconomics class
     
  19. GreenMachine

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    So how much do those stupid white towels cost?

    Woody would not pay for the hot dogs. "Free hot dogs sponsored by Nathans" End debate/
     
  20. Green Hurricane

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    And blow a chance at naming it "Woody Johnson's Weener Day"?!?

    I don't think so.
     

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