Which NFL team has the least intimidating mascot?

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  1. LoyalJetsFan

    LoyalJetsFan New Member

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    Some of us were discussing some of the NFL teams and talked about the gayest mascots in the NFL.

    Conclusion was that the Dolphins are #1 and the Cardinals are #2. Can''t see either one of those striking fear into anyone.
     
    #1 LoyalJetsFan, Oct 11, 2009
  2. Going4TheGreen

    Going4TheGreen Well-Known Member

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    Texans ?
     
    #2 Going4TheGreen, Oct 11, 2009
  3. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    At least the Falcons looks like a mean freaking bird... how about that ugly Teddy Bruschi look a like the Pats use? He's pretty fucking gay...

    The Cowboys guy (Rowdy I think ) looks like Howdy Doody on juice but the Dolphins is pretty sad. Then again given the franchise it's no surprise.
     
    #3 Barry the Baptist, Oct 11, 2009
  4. LockDown24

    LockDown24 Active Member

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    Hate to say it but our mascot is definitely not that intimidating

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    #4 LockDown24, Oct 11, 2009
  5. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    ^At least he's a human.

    I have respect for the Vikings mascot. Dude needs to come out on a motorcycle if he doesn't already.
     
    #5 NDmick, Oct 12, 2009
  6. Capt. Ace Nick

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    The Vikings....looks like the lost member of the Village People.
     
    #6 Capt. Ace Nick, Oct 12, 2009
  7. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    He looks like freaking Zak Wylde
     
    #7 Barry the Baptist, Oct 12, 2009
  8. SyracuseJet

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    Browns? Paul Brown doesn't scare me
     
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  9. nyjcanada

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    he does actually.
     
    #9 nyjcanada, Oct 12, 2009
  10. nyjcanada

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    the jets new slogan... what can the browns do for you?
     
    #10 nyjcanada, Oct 12, 2009
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    The Chargers. I'm not talking about the Ram, I'm talking about the bolt. It's lightning. If I see some coming, I'll stay indoors.
     
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    Also, the Saints. Not very intimidating. What are they going to do, pray and charity you to death?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. ollie

    ollie Right Wing NutJob

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    the answer is all of them
     
    #14 ollie, Oct 12, 2009
  15. bojanglesman

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    Dolphins.....not only are they not intimidating, some people actually like to eat them.
     
    #15 bojanglesman, Oct 12, 2009
  16. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Yes but on the eating thing I've eaten shark, buffalo, snake, alligator and elk. Not that elk are intimidating but I'm not jumping in a swimming pool with a mako shark and chasing my golf ball in a pond that has a gator in it.
     
    #16 Barry the Baptist, Oct 12, 2009
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    Good point. You've eaten a lot of stuff, I'm pretty sheltered when it comes to that. Venison is about the most exotic stuff I've had, if you call something you try to avoid hitting in the road exotic.

    Dolphins- gayest edible mascot.
     
    #17 bojanglesman, Oct 12, 2009
  18. BamaZeus

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    Isn't that pretty much Michigan State's mascot with a different outfit on?
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    #18 BamaZeus, Oct 12, 2009
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    When I think of Texans, I think of drunk rednecks with Guns.....sounds scray to me.
     
    #19 Harpua, Oct 12, 2009
  20. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Yes but strangly enough I've never eaten deer... I'm sure it tastes like elk but less gamey.

    Agreed Dolphin is the gayest edible mascot.
     
    #20 Barry the Baptist, Oct 12, 2009
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