couple caught having sex in the new dallas cowboy stadium

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I bet her hair was full of piss.
     
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    They should extend the doors all the way to the floor at Yankee Stadium!
     
  3. NJrocket24

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    Should have put it up on that huge screen
     
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    I believe this play is called "88 Split Wide."

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  5. Yisman

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    ^ from the comments
     
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    At least somebody from Texas is actually scoring in Dallas stadium.
     
  7. NDmick

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    Dallas has averaged 26pts a game at home.
     
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    Someone had to break it in....
     
  9. KSJets

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    The stadium is so huge it's practically like joining the mile-high club :wink:
     
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    The cowboys should sell a lot of Michael Irvin jerseys this week.
     
  11. BamaZeus

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    I'm sorry but nothing beat the couple having sex at the Metrodome during the college game last year, and of course they were caught. The bigger issue was that both parties were having affairs on their mates, who were also at the game and completely unsuspecting that their significant others had disappeared for I think close to an hour to get concessions.
     
  12. desert swordz

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    doesn't the field level dip something like 20 feet down below 0 elevation though
     
  13. JetBlue

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    I wouldn't walk barefoot across a public bathroom, nevertheless lay my naked ass across one, so any chick who'd go spread eagle across the floor of one isn't a chick I'd let anywhere near my cock, because you know that shit is filthy.
     
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    if you look at the video/pictures they seem to be doing it on an article of clothing, so technically you can't say that she was spread eagle across the floor.....but for the most part, you're right, i agree. she's probably scummy as hell.
     
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    Hahahahahahahaha
     
  16. brothermoose

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    In the words of Ernest at camp, "Ewwwwwwwww".
     
  17. FirstTimeCaller

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    Exactly... why not just go for it standing up? :eek:hmy:
     
  18. 17a_tailgater

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    my wife said the same thing
     
  19. FirstTimeCaller

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    And I'm sure you took her up on that offer.... that's my boy 17A!!! :up:
     

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