i am banning KOZ from attending or watching Jets game live from now on. he has a lifetime record of 0-6 in jets games he has attended.and not just regular loses,ugly disgusting JETS loses. http://forums.theganggreen.com/showpost.php?p=1304649&postcount=5 he also did not get to watch this years opener b/c of a family wedding http://forums.theganggreen.com/showpost.php?p=1353984&postcount=12 im paying a hooker to show up at KOZ's house at 1245pm on sunday.when his wife opens the door and sees this street walker at her house it should have KOZ in enough hot water to last at least 4 hours. with all the explaining he will have to be doing there will be no time to watch the Jets destroy the patriots. thus koz can not jinx our beloved jets
Get this man a mod hat immediately, and get KOZ a subscription to the pumpkin of the week club. Carving those suckers should keep him busy on gameday.
Koz shouldn't be a problem.....just ask his wife to fill up his weekend with "chores" to do around the house....he'll be spending his Sundays at the Home Depot.
Maybe he should start watching Pats games.... hell Koz start rooting for them while your at it. I'll even buy you a Bunchden jersey to get started.
I hate Koz. Eff him. Eff him with a big rubber Dee. You better not come to the stadium Koz. I swear, I'll break both your knee caps and throw you somewhere in a ditch where no one will find you or miss you.
I literally had to stop myself from falling off the chair... I'm almost crying that was hysterical, everyone's post. :lol:
Getting rid of KOZ is easy. You see, KOZ wears these special 500lb. Weight Balancing shoes to offset the size of his Noggin... Hide the Shoes and the Man is immobilized!
We're ok. He won't be watching any games any time soon. I buried him up to his neck in a non-descript Ohio field. I'm keeping an eye on that woman checking out the situation, though. She may have to have an accident...
Koz: I told my wife I wouldn't go to the game tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time. 17A: A big day? Doing what? Koz: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little day, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
Or you can just get his neighbor fired and foreclosed on. The last guy took alot of Koz time because he was doing background checks and spying on him.
Jets fans logic, gotta love it. We're a superstitious bunch. Game Day. I wore my replica of a replica of a Thomas Jones jersey. Modell's, boys large! I'll be wearing it to the home opener because it has mojo right now. If the Jets lose, I'll try not to torch it in the parking lot on the way out.
It was a 3am Monday morning game here. My young son woke up at about 5am and vomitted, just after our 2nd TD. Nothing serious. I'm so gonna make him a tuna milkshake next Sunday night.
