There are only 54 people in here. DON'T PEOPLE KNOW?! We're getting close! COUNTDOWN TO KERRY RHODES' HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Is that what it is? I just assumed it was all those people Tweeting how pissed they were their teams didn't claim Danny Woodhead.
It was JetBlue, well consider me stoked. Kerry said I would be and damn if I didn't believe him. Now let me get this straight this plane will be in the stadium, outside the stadium, or fly over for the game? Either way this will be top of mind when this Jets fan thinks of sundays. Kerry Rhodes "Every fans Every Man". All I hear in my head is the horn that goes waaa waaaaaaa.
Right, lets all send Woody a thank you card for the stellar team spirit clinic he just put on. The true JET fans will be stoked. I'm just going to be indifferent.
I know, it should be WAAAAAY more. This only means that thousands of Jets fans just don't get how huge this is.
So what's a Huge announcement? From what I gather this one was Big. I'm just trying to get a gauge on the announcements.
There must be some sort of massive telecomm failure in the Tri-State area. This is the only possible reason.
Hey, somewhere there's probably a guy with a receipt for a $10,000 PSL wearing a Brett Favre Titans jersey who is really excited about this.
The huge announcement is Eric Mangini picked his QB. In an effort to keep it as secretive as possible he asked Mike and Woody to gather the guys up and announce it for him. That zaney Mangenius
Either that or the Kraft family is cheating again. Screwing up big Jets announcements. That radio jamming stuff they use. . . . Either way, there's only 24 minutes left. I have to throw a wiz, but I just don't want to leave my screen so I've slammed my junk in my desk drawer for a while. I mean, what if Kerry is EARLY?! That would screw things up, but I'd be so conflicted.
God damn it, I thought the same thing! Fuck this front office. If they had never fired Herm Edwards, he'd have a clock management guy all over this making sure Kerry's watch is synchronized. Instead, we have to fucking wait around with our dicks in drawers.
I never thought about the Patriots. I wouldn't put it past Bob Kraft to buy SNY just so he can block the big news. Fucking Patriots never let us get any glory. I solved the bathroom issue, though. I had to drop a deuce a little while ago, so I assembled a chain of cleaning ladies leading from my office to the bathroom to relay the big news directly to me in the case that Kerry should fall victim to premature twitteration.
Feeling like the big announcement will be i find out I'm not a True Jets fan. I'm bracing myself for that Big Announcement.
I'm totally pumped for this. I have my green shopping bag with eye holes cut into it. I can't wait to run my hands through my hair in utter disappointment. I might even mouth the words "not happy"