Set off some illegal fireworks, smoke a lot of weed, drink some expensive cognac, maybe fire my shotgun in the air several times, open my most expensive bottle of wine, drive through town very fast honking my horn to "J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS", talk to corporate, eat a bagel, chop my balls off, shit on Debras desk jump out the window...
If we won the Superbowl this year, you'd most likely find me in the cardiac unit of some hospital shortly after the final whistle.
Call every person I know who is not a Jets fan and rub it in their faces endlessly. Then I would go out and buy the Jets Superbowl T-shirt, hat, DVD, banner, commemorative mug, etc.
Well if the Jets won a super ball this year , that would mean that I have already Mugged a scalper in the parking lot and beat him unconscious. I'm so drunk that I need to be carried out of the stadium to my car. I have been crying for as long as it was known we would win the game and I'm probably on my way to a D.U.I. Either way I'm going to jail , so it would be a moment In my life that I would treasure for an eternity! :metal:
/end thread if you edit the last sentence to......... throw bricks through store windows and then loot the shit out of them. But never the less you are the winnar......lol
Drop to my knees and cry like a baby... Drink a lot of champagne (it would have been on ice) Spend the next two weeks answering all my voice mails, and text congratulations....I am known as a very big Jet fan...new to here though...shit..some people think my name is JET!
... then I'd win the lottery then have a heart attack and die before telling anyone I had the ticket ... Then I'd wake up and realize I left my DVD of Superbowl 3 on ...
